Quote Originally Posted by mendhak View Post
Summer sucks. It's hot, I can't sleep. And the sun rises too early. These stupid birds keep twittering like Mactards on caffeine. And they don't even get the sunrise right. The sun rises at 6AM here, these morons were up at 4AM tweeting away. Twitter twitter twitter derrrhhh. How stupid do you have to be to get the sunrise wrong by 2 hours!

I just couldn't take it anymore. I opened a window... (I never open a window) and shouted, I actually shouted at them, I said "Dude, shuttup! Morons." They don't understand language of course, I know that. The purpose was to startle them so that they'd fly away.

They ignored me! Can you believe that!? Not only did they get the sunrise wrong, they ignored their flight instincts to fly off when startled. I hate those stupid birds and it's all because of this damn summer.

"Ooh, it's the summer, what a wonderful time to be out at the beach drinking a few pints eh eh eh. La dee daa dee daah." Shuttup foo! Don't leave the house! You're like the damn birds!
This is what happens when you mistake LSD for medication.