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  1. Apr 20th, 2009, 06:13 PM #1
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    Cool Laugh with me

    Man walks into pub and says to the bar tender, "I'll have an IntToString, printf and a substr please"
    The bar tender replied, "Sorry, we don't do functions"


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  2. Apr 20th, 2009, 07:31 PM #2
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    Re: Laugh with me

    There isn't a word in the english language to convey my contempt for you.

    A query walks into a bar and sees two tables, he approaches the tables and asks "May I join you?"
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    Re: Laugh with me

    Here's a pickup line shoutout for all you nerds out there:

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    Re: Laugh with me

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    Re: Laugh with me

    Why did the owner put a trampoline in front of his bar?
    It was a good bouncer.
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    Re: Laugh with me

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    Re: Laugh with me

    I'm on a boat!
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    Re: Laugh with me

    That's a good one.
    Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.

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