There's just no pleasing some women

[barrk]

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing It's the only
type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of
events is put into motion.

(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking,
places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking
utensils, and takes it to the man, who is
lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and
check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the
meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and
hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings
them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and
does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her
night off."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes
that there's just no pleasing some women.

[Matthew Gates]

And you know this from experiencing it?

Not something I'd do, I'd help my woman out as much as I could .

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates

Not something I'd do, I'd help my woman out as much as I could .

And that would be at the "Flying Pig BBQ and Grill".

Hey Katie,

In OZ women are not allowed to touch a BBQ man's meat.......l guess thats why the bred is dying out

[barrk]

I'd go through withdrawl for sure!

[HarryW]

And that would be at the "Flying Pig BBQ and Grill".

Hehehe

[Beacon]

Nope wrong:

1) The man goes down to his Favourite Butcher the one his dads dad went to for 40 years! Picks up prime meat!
2)The woman does the salad! (if needed) As man prepares Wood fired BBQ(none of this GAs ****!
3) The man than prepares his special marinee while cracking open a tinnie as his first mate rocks up!
4) Man places steak on first then sausages + anything else!
5) Woman sets table Man drinks beer
6) Man stands around drinking a few more tinnies while the meat is bieng cooked to perfection!
7)Takes meat of BBQ puts in tray puts on table
8) Man drinks moire beer
9) Woman does dishes thats why they have small feet! Get closer to the sink...
joking females.
10) A goodnight beer and off to sleep on the couch!

[HarryW]

With ya on the gas thing - what the hell kind of barbeque is it if you cook it with gas? The whole point is there's gotta be smoke.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by HarryW
With ya on the gas thing - what the hell kind of barbeque is it if you cook it with gas? The whole point is there's gotta be smoke.

Damn straight Harry!

LA Dave introduced us to hickery (spelling?) smoking on the BBQ. Damn, a good idea coming from a seppo. Basically get your BBQ all fired up, throw some bits of hickery on and the smoke adds extra flavour.

Am in love with the Weber Rancher BBQ model. I want one. Yolu could throw a whole cow on the thing

Beacon is quite correct. Generally in Oz we have our local Butcher, who has been trained how to cut steak perfectly -> New York Cut at least an inch thick. Women are not involved in this side of it.

Yeah your right mate, a BBQ would not be a BBQ without three blokes standing around drinking tinnies and prodding the meat.

MAGIC!!!!!!

[Jeff_1]

BBQ's are fing cool!! i am having one in my backyard this weekend..all of you are invited!!

Have any of you tried soaking meat in orange juice before you throw it on the grill?? it tastes great!!

[Beacon]

Jethro: Damn straight!
"I reckon it the sanggas need turning." "Nah not yet mate!"

Maybe a bit of cricket/footie in the background!

Webbers are great for legs of lamb mmmmmmmm...
But i reckon the old bricks and a hotplate + grill and some nice hot coals is such a top aussie way of doing it!
And the taste well..

Also the BBQuer will know , when someone asks for medium or well done, he gets it right on the money!
Unlike some restaurants!

Jeff_1: I'll take you up on that offer and since your behind me i won't have to walk very far!

[Jethro]

Have sent Paulie out for beers, they can never be too cold. Will visit Harrison my local Butcher Saturday, and fire up Sunday.

Typical convo around the BBQ in Oz.

"Steaks looking great Mate"

"Yeah reckon they should be right in a few minutes"

"Another beer?"

"Too right this is thirsty work, and put the friggin footy on will ya"

[parksie]

Katie, do you subscribe to Laffaday by any chance? I just got that joke today

[chenko]

Originally posted by Jeff_1
Have any of you tried soaking meat in orange juice before you throw it on the grill?? it tastes great!!

ummmmmmmmmmmm, weird.....vodka anyone? hehe

[scoutt]

originally posted by Jethro

Yeah your right mate, a BBQ would not be a BBQ without three blokes standing around drinking tinnies and prodding the meat. MAGIC!!!!!!

Sorry Jethro you have it all wrong. If you are BBQing and you are standing around with your mates drinking tinnies (I think beer), it is not magic, it is priceless

But seriously Katie, I would never do that. If I cook, maybe 3 times a week, I do everything that has to do with cooking. plus I drink the tinnies. but if it comes out all wrong I just blame the case of beer I just drank,