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    Searching for something that is not there!!

    Pls provide mathematical algorithm for finding something which is not there.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Things that ARE there are always in the last place you look for them. Therefore, if you can figure out where the last place is, then all things that are not in that place are not there.

    I think this means that nothing is there, but I can't be bothered to connect all the dots.
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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    1 + 2 * 3 / 4 % 5 ^ 6

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    I before E, except after C.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    infinity - infinity = 0
    Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    If you want search for something that isn't there, then you should have joined the army a few years ago.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy_Hiker
    Things that ARE there are always in the last place you look for them.
    This is a truism, simply because once you find it you stop looking. /logic

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by max
    This is a truism, simply because once you find it you stop looking. /logic
    That really does make sense.

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    infinity - infinity = 0
    Seeing as infinity has no bounds, it must seem that:
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    infinity - infinity = infinity

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Pls provide mathematical algorithm for finding something which is not there.

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    If it's not there then don't look for it in the first place and you'll save yourself the trouble of looking for something that's not there.
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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
    This is a truism, simply because once you find it you stop looking. /logic
    Here's another truism for you: My post went over your head.

    However, I sometimes look in a few other places after finding something just so that it WASN'T in the last place that I looked.
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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by EntityX
    If it's not there then don't look for it in the first place and you'll save yourself the trouble of looking for something that's not there.
    U cee, my problem is. that it might not, not be there. Therefore, I must search to confirm it is not there.

    When to stop searching?
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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    When to stop searching?
    Uh... when the dog goes to sleep?


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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    Here's another truism for you: My post went over your head.
    So if your post went over his head then if he were to look up at the right time he would see your post passing above his head.
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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    Oh no, now we've sunk into literalism.

    You're like a blind man in a dark room searching for a black cat that isn't there.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    How do you search for something that isn't there? By looking for something else. Happens to me all the time. I go looking for my keys, I find my wallet, phone and glasses instead. I seem to find any and everything else but the object being sought.

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    Re: Searching for something that is not there!!

    I didn't know that there was something there.

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