I'm a stupid moron

[Kasracer]

So my fiancée and I were looking at some cars at a local car dealership. When we went to leave, there was a small gap in between the front of my car and a new car on the lot.

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap. It worked the first time and I let me fiancée in. Despite her warnings about me being stupid for jumping I did it again to get back onto my side...

I slipped on the curb and my foot went completely sideways making me land on my ankle with all of my weight.

So one emergency room visit later I am now the owner of a set of crutches and a cast.

So the moral of this story is: I'm a stupid moron and my fiancée can now say "I told you so". Gah!

[kregg]

My brain is always on crutches.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

I hate giving my girlfriend the chance to say 'I told you so'.

[JuggaloBrotha]

So my fiancé and I were looking at some cars at a local car dealership. When we went to leave, there was a small gap in between the front of my car and a new car on the lot.

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap. It worked the first time and I let me fiancé in. Despite her warnings about me being stupid for jumping I did it again to get back onto my side...

I slipped on the curb and my foot went completely sideways making me land on my ankle with all of my weight.

So one emergency room visit later I am now the owner of a set of crutches and a cast.

So the moral of this story is: I'm a stupid moron and my fiancé can now say "I told you so". Gah!

Glad to hear you're a normal guy around the lady

[Kasracer]

I hate giving my girlfriend the chance to say 'I told you so'.

That's the worst part!

[mendhak]

She's your fiance. Stop trying to impress her.

[zaza]

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

[KTech]

can't you sue the dealership and get a free car?
They obviously put that curb there to hurt you.

[wossname]

If there is anything I can do to make it more painful, please let me know.

[Arrow_Raider]

So, being the fun person I am, I decided to jump between the gap.

How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun?

[crptcblade]

Because he got hurt, duh.

[Kasracer]

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

BAH!

can't you sue the dealership and get a free car?
They obviously put that curb there to hurt you.

Actually, I think the curb moved but that's besides the point; HE WON'T ADMIT TO IT!

How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun?

Did you even need to ask this question?

[Arrow_Raider]

With one "e", it refers to a man. "ee" is for a female. Are you engaged to a man?

Would you have a problem with him if he was?

[dclamp]

Can you draw a picture. i dont understand the whole "gap" thing...

kthxbai

[Shaggy Hiker]

Did you even need to ask this question?

True,true. Had you been an intelligent moron, you wouldn't have found that fun, but since you state that you aren't, he really shouldn't have needed to ask.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Intelligent morons are a rare commodity.

[wossname]

People should not leap to conclusions.

[EntityX]

My apologies if anyone took offense at the message I have now edited out.

[Kasracer]

My apologies if anyone took offense at the message I have now edited out.

No fair I missed your message

[Bonker Gudd]

The llama knows.

[BillGeek]

How exactly is does that fit the definition of fun?

Because he got hurt, duh.

[EntityX]

No fair I missed your message

Kasracer, I was thinking of you mostly when I edited my message out. I said :

Intelligent morons are more intelligent than stupid morons. You should work at trying to become an intelligent moron.

I thought you might take offense at that since you started this thread and entitled it, I'm a stupid moron. I was just trying to make a joke but I don't think one should ever make a joke at the expense of someone else's feelings being hurt. So no offense intended. You've got more than 400 reputation points as a VBForums member so I think that you're even more intelligent than an intelligent moron.

[Kasracer]

This is chit chat; nothing offends me unless it has a [serious] on it. You're sweet though.

[Shaggy Hiker]

[Serious] Does this offend you?

[Kasracer]

[Serious] Does this offend you?

[Serious] != [serious]

What do you think this is, VB?

[BillGeek]

[SeRiOuS]

[dclamp]

[cerious]

[wossname]

[Serious] != [serious]

Is that alphanumeric or not?

[Kasracer]

Is that alphanumeric or not?

NO!!

[wossname]

Calm down, I was only trying to ascii a question.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Punny!

[wossname]

Kasracer, must be too busy laughing at my joke to reply right now, can't say I blame him, it was very highly amusing.

[Kasracer]

Kasracer, must be too busy laughing at my joke to reply right now, can't say I blame him, it was very highly amusing.

I don't encourage dumb jokes.

[JuggaloBrotha]

I don't encourage dumb jokes.

You really should encourage yourself...

[Shaggy Hiker]

[Serious] != [serious]

What do you think this is, VB?