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Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:01 PM
#1
I just lost track of $24,000,000
Good thing it's not my money.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:18 PM
#2
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:27 PM
#3
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:46 PM
#4
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
which stocks should I dump?
Everything that has a computer in will fail. Everything in your life, from a watch to a car to, you know, a radio, to an iPhone, it will fail if it has a computer in it. They should kill the people who made those things.- 'Woz'
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:58 PM
#5
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Like I'd really tell you before I got rid of my own...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 03:13 PM
#6
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Like I'd really tell you before I got rid of my own...
I hereby appoint myself as a private investigator into your crimes. You shall pay me the sum of one Bauxite mine by close of business on Monday 16th February 2009.
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 05:45 PM
#7
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Good thing it's not my money. 
It is probably quantum money - you can have it but if you attempt to measure it it alters the result.
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Feb 2nd, 2009, 09:11 PM
#8
Fanatic Member
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
I have some play money that you can have if you want.
 Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.
"Persistence is the magic of success." Paramahansa Yogananda
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 12:22 AM
#9
Hyperactive Member
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
I just lost track of $24,000,000
I thought this would be kept secret!
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 03:29 AM
#10
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
I just lost track of $24,000,000
I lost just track of $2,000,000.
The armored truck took a left turn while I went right...
I code C#....

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Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:06 AM
#11
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Did anyone lose track of the Dead Sea Scrolls? I just found a bunch of them down the back of my sofa.
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 03:53 PM
#12
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Those Dead Sea Scrolls ought to be converted into Excel format. That way they can then be protected with a Dead Sea Scroll Lock. :rofl:
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:06 PM
#13
Addicted Member
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by mendhak
Those Dead Sea Scrolls ought to be converted into Excel format. That way they can then be protected with a Dead Sea Scroll Lock. :rofl:
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:08 PM
#14
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by mendhak
Those Dead Sea Scrolls ought to be converted into Excel format. That way they can then be protected with a Dead Sea Scroll Lock. :rofl:
Don't foul my thread with your outlandishness or I will sic Marty on you.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:40 PM
#15
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Code:
Don't feed the Scrolls!
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:50 PM
#16
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
Don't foul my thread with your outlandishness or I will sic Marty on you. 
I obtained a translation of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and all it said was "Never gonna give you up." That's when I realized that I had been Rick Scrolled.
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 05:00 PM
#17
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
*scrolling on the floor laughing my ass off*
I don't live here any more.
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 06:40 PM
#18
PowerPoster
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
*walks in*
..crazy.. :\
*walks out*
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:55 PM
#19
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by mendhak
I obtained a translation of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and all it said was "Never gonna give you up." That's when I realized that I had been Rick Scrolled.
No one respects my menacing evil anymore. 
Is it because I nursed that baby deer back to health?
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:37 PM
#20
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Don't lie. You killed Bambi's mother!
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Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:38 PM
#21
PowerPoster
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by MaximilianMayrhofer
Don't lie. You killed Bambi's mother!
And ate her for dinner.
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Feb 4th, 2009, 12:26 AM
#22
Hyperactive Member
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
 Originally Posted by wossname
*scrolling on the floor laughing my ass off*
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Feb 4th, 2009, 01:11 AM
#23
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Oh yes, the first thing that image brings to mind is "Gosh what a fun-loving dog and its future meal."
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Feb 4th, 2009, 11:41 AM
#24
Fanatic Member
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
The little girl is thinking, "Oh, this is such a nice doggy."
 Make as many mistakes as you can as quickly as you can. We want to make sure that we make a great enough number of mistakes in a given amount of time so that we can be successful.
"Persistence is the magic of success." Paramahansa Yogananda
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Feb 4th, 2009, 01:40 PM
#25
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
Invisible Dog Dentist strikes again.
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Feb 5th, 2009, 08:45 AM
#26
KING BODWAD XXI
Re: I just lost track of $24,000,000
This young girl used to scream whenever she saw a dog so her parents bought a puppy, now her parents are screaming and she doesnt know why
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