Check this out! "HTML"

**wossname** · Jan 31st, 2009, 01:15 PM

i just saw this thing called HTML you can do scrolling text and even colors and pictures how do you do a guestbook and a hit counter at same page please I'm building a site for my startup business an it's going to make me rich I'm going to sell my stuff on the websight and all you can buy them. GOOD! value, Yes. thanking of you very yes much. how do you make a new paragarphs i don't want it all one it all one line

DONT USE CAPS, its rudeness.

God Bless and care of you all.

Thakns in advance.

Wossname pHD (not really lulz).

**I_Love_My_Vans** · Jan 31st, 2009, 05:10 PM

God you suck

**wossname** · Feb 1st, 2009, 04:20 AM

Wait till I see you on pIRCh, I'll open a can of Y2K bug on yo ass.

**MaximilianMayrhofer** · Feb 1st, 2009, 08:11 AM

There, there, wossy. If you think that's cool, check out putty.

**wossname** · Feb 1st, 2009, 01:44 PM

I have some putty in the ends of my shoes most days.

**BillGeek** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 12:38 AM

You should be paying more.

**MaximilianMayrhofer** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 07:19 AM

HTML is for pussies. I read websites in binary.

**BillGeek** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 07:23 AM

Soon, your title will read:

010000100110000101101110011011100110010101100100

**kingkoder** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 08:23 AM

i hope this guy isn't for real

**mendhak** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:26 AM

He's as real as unicorns.

**MaximilianMayrhofer** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 10:57 AM

kingkoder, you must be new.

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WELCOME

**crptcblade** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by mendhak

He's as real as unicorns.

I share an office with a unicorn.

Check and mate.

**wossname** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by kingkoder

i hope this guy isn't for real

Hai!

it for real google for HTML and youl see for you're self

anyway i am needing a html compiler codes that takes a list of word and makes it go backwards (or !"sdrawkcab" ja ja ja ja

NO ITS NOT HOMEWORK!!) it needs to work when apache is turned off.

how to do those please?

**kingkoder** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:33 PM

hahah

**kingkoder** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 02:34 PM

As per my status, which says "New Member" I'd have to say you're right max !
please lend me your comedy book so i can become an online comedian too.

**kregg** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 05:08 PM

Oh wow, I've never noticed that...

kingkoder, word of advice, if you are new, don't feed the trolls. Just breathing around here will be used as some sort of fuel for the trolls.

**Blakk_Majik** · Feb 2nd, 2009, 05:57 PM

Ok, who forgot to give wossy his ritalin today?

Now we're going to have to give him heroin just to take the edge off.

**wossname** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:08 AM

Heroin is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eek:

**BillGeek** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:41 AM

Pssst... you missed "shiftone"...

**Blakk_Majik** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by wossname

Heroin is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eek:

Quiet you.

Let the record show that the content of this thread warrants injecting wossy with potent morphine.

**wossname** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:05 PM

Morphine mixes well with Johnny Walker. And makes it taste like scotch.

**Blakk_Majik** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:12 PM

It also makes me think I have Shell scripting skills.

As you can see, it makes us both delusional.

**wossname** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 04:29 PM

Yeah, it makes me think you've got Shell scripting skills too.

**MaximilianMayrhofer** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:29 PM

It makesh me *hic* shink I inventabulated shell shrcit.

**rjv_rnjn** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:50 PM

Wossy, just to warn you. If you are building this site from your work desktop your company owns it. And I'm sure you don't want to get fired in this economy

**Pc_Madness** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by kingkoder

As per my status, which says "New Member" I'd have to say you're right max !
please lend me your comedy book so i can become an online comedian too.

No book required, just keep running at a wall until your head is all soft and gooey

**MaximilianMayrhofer** · Feb 3rd, 2009, 11:36 PM

I resent that! It takes more than that to reach my level of troll.

**wossname** · Feb 4th, 2009, 07:28 AM

Originally Posted by rjv_rnjn

Wossy, just to warn you. If you are building this site from your work desktop your company owns it. And I'm sure you don't want to get fired in this economy

it is okays because I have been doing it in my coffee breaks i don't drink coffee at work! the jokes' on them!

does anyone want to buy season 2 of "bo selecta" on VHS? I cant understan what that is talking about many of the time.

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