Mr T Programming Facts

[wossname]

- Mr T doesn't link his object files, he pities them until they form an executable.
- Mr T's first program was "Pity world."
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[mendhak]

Mr. T never uses the color #F00.

[mendhak]

Mr. T invented generics. (List<T>, Collection<T>...)

[zaza]

Mr T always uses the cross product because it tells him how to get furthest from the plane.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Ah, leave Mr. T alone, he had a rocky start to his career.

[wossname]

Mr T invented Basic to keep all the fools out of his way.

[wossname]

Mr T organises the A-Team's finances with an accounts package made out of an old Chevy Blazer, 40 feet of scaffolding, a bulldozer shovel, some corrugated iron and 600lbs of high explosive.

[Shaggy Hiker]

600 pounds of explosives, which, when detonated, doesn't even cause a scratch!

[wossname]

Mr T went into a computer shop and left with another 28 gold chains. Don't ask how, just believe.

[Lord Orwell]

Ah, leave Mr. T alone, he had a rocky start to his career.

i thought a-team came first

[MartinLiss]

Mr T Jokes

[Shaggy Hiker]

i thought a-team came first

I thought it didn't, but I certainly don't care to find out. The truth could jeopardize a perfectly horrid pun.

[wossname]

Ah, leave Mr. T alone, he had a rocky start to his career.

I demand an APOLLOgy.

[Lord Orwell]

I demand an APOLLOgy.

apollo was played by carl weathers.

mr t played clubber lang. His fictional names were more ridiculous than his real one.

[wossname]

I know. I was hoping that nobody would notice.

[Lord Orwell]

don't forget that mr t hacked his WOW account to give himself a mohawk.