Someone paralyse me!!!

[wossname]

I want one of these...

[dee-u]

I can't see the canon.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Well one doesn't usually see a canon..

[wossname]

Unless it's a Bach. I always seem to be able to visualise his canons quite vividly, don't you agree?

[mendhak]

Unless it's a Bach. I always seem to be able to visualise his canons quite vividly, don't you agree?

I would like to take a cannon to visualAd

[mendhak]

I want one of these...

I'll bet you're too scared to do it yourself because you have no backbone.

[wossname]

I just realised that this is a self-replicating machine!! If I throw myself in front of one then I can get one of my own! If anyone wants me to run them over when I get mine then send me a PM and we'll work something out.

[Shaggy Hiker]

I thought you were an ex-tractor fan, yet you appear to still retain those sympathies.

[dclamp]

Well one doesn't usually see a canon..

i can see my cannon:

[I_Love_My_Vans]

i can see my cannon:

that camera blows...

[wossname]

I thought you were an ex-tractor fan, yet you appear to still retain those sympathies.

That's not a tractor, it hasn't even got a PTO for Pete's sake. There's no ROPS either unless it's an active one, which is of course still fairly dangerous.

Not that I care anymore.

[Torc]

You don't need to be paralysed, just claim to have a weak ankle and produce a doctors note saying you need one.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

I fell on my ankle at football last night and its swollen pretty good, do i get a super-mega off road wheel chair?

[dclamp]

I fell on my ankle at football last night and its swollen pretty good, do i get a super-mega off road wheel chair?

you mean soccer...

[wossname]

If I had one of those chairs, I'd become a freelance bomb-disposal robot. And at weekends I'd make a bit of extra cash at "Johnny 5" conventions.

[homer13j]

you mean soccer...

He means Canadian football.

[Torc]

I fell on my ankle at football last night and its swollen pretty good, do i get a super-mega off road wheel chair?

you mean soccer...

He means Football, not the wimps version of Rugby that you colonials started
out calling American Football, but have taken to abreviating to Football.

[Siddharth Rout]

Someone paralyse me!!!

My Christmas gift for you....

[dee-u]

Wow, I like the hammer.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

No, as we are speaking the English language it is football, football that we brits invented as a game.

So until you guys stop butchering OUR language, and start speaking 'American', you shall use all of our words!


Wossy... Go!

[visualAd]

After watching a game of English Rugby, it makes English fooballers look like a a bunch of overpaid pansy's.

[kregg]

After watching a game of English Rugby, it makes English fooballers look like a a bunch of overpaid pansy's.

It's because they are. Well said.

[Shaggy Hiker]

That's not a tractor, it hasn't even got a PTO for Pete's sake. There's no ROPS either unless it's an active one, which is of course still fairly dangerous.

Not that I care anymore.

I was using a very liberal definition of tractor: Any tracked vehicle.

By the way, some of those tracked vehicles distribute their weight over such a wide area that they car run over an egg without crushing it. Perhaps the chair in the picture would have too soft a touch to cause any harm if it ran over you (except the nasty burn you'd get as it clawed up your side).

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

An elephant can step on an egg without breaking it, what's your point?

[kregg]

An elephant can step on an egg without breaking it, what's your point?

Evidence, kthxbai.

[mendhak]

[kregg]

I said step, not sat on.


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And that's a kids book!


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Are you trying to fool me, Mr. Mendhak?

[Arrow_Raider]

He means Football, not the wimps version of Rugby that you colonials started
out calling American Football, but have taken to abreviating to Football.

Be careful, we have the bombs and a few more weeks of a crazy texan who isn't afraid to use them.

[wossname]

I was using a very liberal definition of tractor: Any tracked vehicle.

By the way, some of those tracked vehicles distribute their weight over such a wide area that they car run over an egg without crushing it. Perhaps the chair in the picture would have too soft a touch to cause any harm if it ran over you (except the nasty burn you'd get as it clawed up your side).

There's no point having a Mobile Throne Of Carnage if it doesn't lay waste to all in its path and leave in its wake nought but suffering and scorched earth.

...creatures you kill will often explode into a red, gut-ridden, eyeball-strewn paste.

Indeed.