View Poll Results: who has the smuttiest mind??

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Thread: Smut!!

  1. May 4th, 2001, 04:02 AM #1
    ghost ryder
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    Smut!!

    so, u all wanted a smut poll, now vote in it!!

    and btw, katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined, so 4 u, i have a trophy!!
    '_________
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    THE SMUT CUP!!
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  2. May 4th, 2001, 04:34 AM #2
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    i c parksie is in the lead, no surprises then
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  3. May 4th, 2001, 04:43 AM #3
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    Originally posted by ghost ryder
    i c parksie is in the lead, no surprises then
    yeah i heard that he like leads as well, oh sorry you mean in the lead oh well

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  4. May 4th, 2001, 04:49 AM #4
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    Originally posted by zmerlinz


    yeah i heard that he like leads as well, oh sorry you mean in the lead oh well
    LOL
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  6. May 4th, 2001, 05:07 AM #5
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  7. May 4th, 2001, 05:18 AM #6
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    Hey that's not fair! I hadn't been around much, so everybody forgot how smutty I was
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  8. May 4th, 2001, 05:44 AM #7
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    ummmmmmmmmmmm, I think you missed Katie out of that poll
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  9. May 4th, 2001, 05:46 AM #8
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    Re: Smut!!

    Originally posted by ghost ryder

    and btw, katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined
    DUH!!!
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  11. May 4th, 2001, 06:15 AM #9
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    smut (smt)
    n.

    1.
    • a. A particle of dirt.
      b. A smudge made by soot, smoke, or dirt.


    2.
    • a. Obscenity in speech or writing.
      b. Pornography.


    3.

    • a. Any of various plant diseases, especially of cereal grasses, caused by parasitic fungi of the order Ustilaginales that form black, powdery masses of spores on the affected parts.
      2. A fungus causing such a disease.


    *taken from Dictionary.com.

    I assume we are talking about number 2 ?
    Well, it's other (Katie).

    parksie = C++ Wiz
    Dennis Wrenn = Smart Ass

    Katie = female pimp .
    Katie = smut
    Katie = horny
    Katie = pornographic imagination
    Kate = etc. etc.

    Hehe, Katie wins!

    When I grow up, I want to have a mind jus' like her...oh wait, I already do .
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  12. May 4th, 2001, 06:30 AM #10
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    Katie + Mike + Dennis = OMG!!!!!!!!!!

    Hey Matthew, what happend to "I dont like being judged by my status" or what eva it was??
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  13. May 4th, 2001, 07:08 AM #11
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    Oh, when I said I didn't need a title and left it blank?
    Got boring, needed somethin' new .
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  14. May 4th, 2001, 08:56 AM #12
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    God! I can't believe I'm the first person to vote for me! Obviously I'll need to drop my standards a bit further into the gutter.

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  15. May 4th, 2001, 11:23 AM #13
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    Okay, here's a joke to boost my flagging smut count.

    Q. Why is the space between a womens chest and her hips called a waist?

    A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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  16. May 4th, 2001, 12:41 PM #14
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    Don't even bother SD.....

    My Momma always taught me to stick to what I was good at....that's the secret to true happiness.....and being a true smut master
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  17. May 4th, 2001, 12:43 PM #15
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    Hehe...it was the girls at school that seem to have warped my mind...my parents had no input
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  18. May 4th, 2001, 12:45 PM #16
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    My pops always taught me to never give up, so here's another.



    Q.Whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

    A. A washing my machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you dump your load into it.



    Q. Whats the similarity between a blonde and a washing machine?

    A. Both leak when they are *****ed?

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  19. May 4th, 2001, 01:03 PM #17
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    Eeww you sick demon!
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  20. May 4th, 2001, 01:10 PM #18
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  21. May 4th, 2001, 01:12 PM #19
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    Nothing less...I understand you all have reputations to maintain
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  22. May 4th, 2001, 01:17 PM #20
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    Originally posted by Pix
    Eeww you sick demon!
    Thank you, I try
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  24. May 4th, 2001, 02:08 PM #22
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    Originally posted by barrk
    My Momma always taught me to stick to what I was good at....that's the secret to true happiness.....and being a true smut master

    You got my vote Katie .
    Sorry parksie .
    I think I'm more smuttier than most of you, I just don't show it .
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  25. May 4th, 2001, 02:48 PM #23
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    If you don't show it, then you aren't smutty.. almost everybody has the capability of being smutty.... it's the smutty ones that use it...
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  26. May 4th, 2001, 03:16 PM #24
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    Re: Smut!!

    Originally posted by ghost ryder
    katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined, so 4 u, i have a trophy!!
    '_________
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    .(````````).
    ..(```````)..
    ...(``````)...
    ....(`````)....
    .....[````].....
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    ..../`````\....
    .../``````\...
    ../_______\..

    THE SMUT CUP!!
    You say the sweetest things ghosty! Thanks for the trophy. I'll keep on the shelf next to my Assing Off trophy and cherish it always!
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  27. May 4th, 2001, 03:21 PM #25
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    If you don't show it, then you aren't smutty.. almost everybody has the capability of being smutty.... it's the smutty ones that use it...

    Yeah, but if I showed that side of me, people would get a whole different impression of me. I'm suppose to be the quiet one .

    The real me flirts with just about every girl he sees, I'm known as the "Ol' Horny Bastard" (OHB) .
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  28. May 8th, 2001, 03:26 AM #26
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    $%&$()

    Originally posted by barrk


    You say the sweetest things ghosty! Thanks for the trophy. I'll keep on the shelf next to my Assing Off trophy and cherish it always!
    no problem, enjoy the cup, it is a very prestiguious title that was once held by the dutchess of queensbury, but u out-smut her by quite a way!! congratulations, katie the smut queen!!
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  29. May 8th, 2001, 03:36 AM #27
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    Ghost, you watch Wayyyy to much WWF. I mean do you like send all day just sitting there vegging out in front of the TV watch re-runs of Backlash and stuff?

    P.S I laughed when she got the Walls of Jericho and have you seen Inserrecxion?
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  30. May 8th, 2001, 03:47 AM #28
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    R%*£$&%()

    Originally posted by Jamagei
    Ghost, you watch Wayyyy to much WWF. I mean do you like send all day just sitting there vegging out in front of the TV watch re-runs of Backlash and stuff?

    P.S I laughed when she got the Walls of Jericho and have you seen Inserrecxion?
    wayyyy 2 much?? i think not!! (it woz funny when he put her in the walls of jericho wasnt it?? )

    no i havent seen inserrexion, woz it good??
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  31. May 8th, 2001, 04:07 AM #29
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    Dunno, I haven't seen much of it. But it's on Digital Repeating so i will probably catch it all soon. What i have seen is good though.
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  32. May 8th, 2001, 04:19 AM #30
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    Originally posted by Jamagei
    Dunno, I haven't seen much of it. But it's on Digital Repeating so i will probably catch it all soon. What i have seen is good though.
    *ahem*.....may I say LAME! I saw part of it and its ZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzZzzz......
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  33. May 8th, 2001, 04:34 AM #31
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    Really!?! The guys at my house who watched thought it was pretty cool. But I haven't seen all of it, but like i said, what i have seen is pretty good. Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

    Simon, Which bit did you see?
    Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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  34. May 8th, 2001, 05:00 AM #32
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    im sure its good, looks like they have some good matches lined up for it
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