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    The Smart vs. the Dumb

    A couple of kids were talking on the bus the other day, the following conversation has had all the swearing removed and is consequently about 30% shorter than it was...

    Kid A: "I want to join the Territorial Army, it looks really amazing."
    Kid B: "You're not old enough."
    Kid A: "I know but I'll get some fake ID."
    Kid B: "Uh huh. So you want to get shot at for not much money?"
    Kid A: "I know what it's like, I've nearly completed COD5 on the hard setting."
    Kid B: "(long pause)...You'd make a good officer."
    Kid A: "Thanks, man."
    Kid B: "Uhhh yeah, you're welcome."

    I guess Patriotism ambushes Intelligence more often than not.
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    Re: The Smart vs. the Dumb

    Maybe he's figured out how to save his game, or re-spawn?
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    Re: The Smart vs. the Dumb

    I heard there are no respawn points in RL! I guess when you're a guy like me, when you're born to play FPS, there isn't anything else to do but to play FPS.
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