Misanthropic Principle

[wossname]

Wossname's Weak Misanthropic Principle: "I hate everyone because the nature of the universe allows them to exist."

Wossname's Strong Misanthropic Principle: "The universe exists in it's current state in order for me to be able to hate everyone else therein."

These principles were made up by some idiot.

[mendhak]

Extraanthropic principle: The universe exists because aliens are fond of us.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Extraanthropic-Fern Unified Theory: The universe exist because aliens are frond of us.

[mendhak]

Misentropic principle : The universe exists for us to clean it up.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Missingtropic principle: It's bloody cold out there!!!