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Nov 8th, 2008, 05:51 PM
#1
crptcblade
You're like another year older and stuff, what's that like?
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 05:51 PM
#2
Re: crptcblade
**** off, hoser.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 06:42 PM
#3
Frenzied Member
Re: crptcblade
Happy Birthday...... I Think?
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Nov 8th, 2008, 06:45 PM
#4
Re: crptcblade
I love you most of all, cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 07:00 PM
#5
Re: crptcblade

Happy birthday
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Nov 8th, 2008, 07:02 PM
#6
Re: crptcblade
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
You're like another year older and stuff, what's that like?
Its one year since we married. And I am still yet to see your face
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Nov 8th, 2008, 07:18 PM
#7
Re: crptcblade
 Originally Posted by visualAd
Its one year since we married. And I am still yet to see your face 
Yet I've fathered 8 children. I'm thinking the problem's on your end.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 07:43 PM
#8
Fanatic Member
Re: crptcblade
The end of visualAd's what?
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Nov 8th, 2008, 07:46 PM
#9
Re: crptcblade
You're asking a lot from a drunkard.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 08:18 PM
#10
Fanatic Member
Re: crptcblade
Some people just don't deserve a birthday.
"so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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Nov 8th, 2008, 08:19 PM
#11
Re: crptcblade
I am a colorblind unicyclist, sir.
I hope you feel ashamed for yourself.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 08:52 PM
#12
Fanatic Member
Re: crptcblade
I am left handed so I am free to step all over colorblind unicyclists, they have it so easy. Damn affirmative action.
"so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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Nov 8th, 2008, 09:02 PM
#13
Re: crptcblade
I also have the liquid equivalent of a quarter ton of alcohol in me. How does that tip the pity scales in my favor?
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 8th, 2008, 09:10 PM
#14
Fanatic Member
Re: crptcblade
Boy, is there any way in which you're not like Elvis?
"so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye" - HungarianHuman
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Nov 9th, 2008, 01:34 AM
#15
Re: crptcblade
Happy wossname
My usual boring signature: Something
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Nov 9th, 2008, 03:11 AM
#16
Re: crptcblade
 Originally Posted by grilkip
Boy, is there any way in which you're not like Elvis?
Well, as far as I know, I'm not dead yet. And I don't care much for peanut butter.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 9th, 2008, 03:29 AM
#17
Re: crptcblade
You're the only person I know who has the ability to drown in a thimble of alcohol.
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Nov 9th, 2008, 03:37 AM
#18
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Nov 9th, 2008, 06:30 AM
#19
Re: crptcblade
 Originally Posted by crptcblade
I also have the liquid equivalent of a quarter ton of alcohol in me. How does that tip the pity scales in my favor? 
Fact of the Day: The liquid equivalent of a quarter ton is two tons.
Fact sposored by Smirnoff.
I don't live here any more.
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Nov 9th, 2008, 06:56 AM
#20
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