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  1. Nov 6th, 2008, 03:59 PM #1
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    Today I had ....

    A trans-jugular liver biopsy. During the procedure the computer crashed.

    Which one of you f00ls programmed the x-ray machine?
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    Re: Today I had ....

    Is that where they shave off some neck fat and staple it to your liver, or the other way around?
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    Re: Today I had ....

    Vis, I chopped off my gall-bladder today and mailed it to you. Hope it help.

    If no good donate it to charity.

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    Re: Today I had ....

    That must be what I slipped on at lunch.
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    Re: Today I had ....

    Royal mail only deliver internal organs under special delivery.
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    Re: Today I had ....

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    Royal mail only deliver internal organs under special delivery.
    what about external organs? can i send my skin to you through regular mail?
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