View Poll Results: Choices
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Central heating
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Put some clothes on
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Cup of tea
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Nov 1st, 2008, 06:27 AM
#1
My flat is cold
Should I:
1) Turn up the central heating and settle down on my polar-bear skin rug?
2) Finish with the naked housework?
3) Boil the kettle on my knackered CPU and have a nice cup of tea?
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Nov 1st, 2008, 08:09 AM
#2
Re: My flat is cold
Set the whole damn thing on fire. Fire hot.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Nov 1st, 2008, 12:07 PM
#3
Re: My flat is cold
I opted for all three. Consider it this way: If you do a good enough job with #1, we won't have to see you. If you do #1 and #2, then we won't have to see you AND you'll cook to death. However, that will take some time, so you might as well do #3 while you wait.
My usual boring signature: Nothing
 
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Nov 1st, 2008, 12:43 PM
#4
Re: My flat is cold
I choose option 4: freeze.
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Nov 2nd, 2008, 08:03 AM
#5
Re: My flat is cold
Commit atrocious sins for the rest of your life. Bask in the warmth of fire and brimstone afterwards.
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