I am a terrible person

[crptcblade]

There, I said it.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Last Christmas, I have you my heart...

...but the very next day, you sold it on eBay... *sings*

[mendhak]

If you were a puppy, I'd strangle you first.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Mendhak, we posted at the same time!!!

This means we were once conjoined twins...

[mendhak]

It also means that you were the favored one. I was dropped faster than a temporary table.

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Is that some kind of joke

[Shaggy Hiker]

I'm not choosing any of those options. Where would we be without you?

[Andrew G]

crptcblade is really a nice person who likes to smell flowers and dance in the streets while handing out puppies to children.

[kleinma]

crptcblade is really a nice person who likes to smell flowers and dance in the streets while handing out puppies to children.

Not sure how it works over there, but usually when a strange guy is handing out puppies to children around here, someone calls the cops

[crptcblade]

In cops defense, the puppies were dead, and most of the children were bound to each other with duct tape.

[kleinma]

if anyone else wants to be banned from this forum please let me know.

[timeshifter]

It also means that you were the favored one. I was dropped faster than a temporary table.

[schoolbusdriver]

I am a terrible person

Rumour has it that your reflection can't be seen. Must be handy for sneaking up on your dates

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Hang on... has one of my posts been deleted!

[mendhak]

Hang on... has one of my posts been deleted!

No, none of your posts in this thread have been deleted.

Also ! != ?, but I have no way of presenting it.

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if anyone else wants to be banned from this forum please let me know.

Do you take nominations?

[dbasnett]

if anyone else wants to be banned from this forum please let me know.

i was thinking that on 11/17/2008 that i might post to a certain member what i really think. since i will be getting stents the next day it might be worth it, maybe even my last chance.

how long would you ban me?

[Shaggy Hiker]

Don't go there. I doubt I'm the only one who would like to know how things turn out for you.

[dbasnett]

it is going to be OK but i have to joke about it. look for me to be here about the 19th or 20th.

[visualAd]

I always judge the seriousness of the operation by how many tubes are enumerating from the torso when you awake. Oh and by then number of pretty nurses surrounding your bed and monitoring your vitals every 5 seconds.

[dbasnett]

if it goes well then the "pretty nurses" will be OK...

[BillGeek]

There 'ya go. I voted for every option, seeing as I don't know what the last one meant.

But nevertheless: That's the way we like you, crptc.

[visualAd]

if it goes well then the "pretty nurses" will be OK...

All the best; and if hospital food there is anything like what it is in the UK then avoiding that will be the best way to promote your recovery

[mendhak]

There 'ya go. I voted for every option, seeing as I don't know what the last one meant.

But nevertheless: That's the way we like you, crptc.

crptcblade aspires to be Regis Philbin once he reaches post-senility.