A whole new line of Barbie Dolls....

[barrk]

1. Bifocals Barbie.
Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames
in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and
large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.

2. Hot Flash Barbie.
Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet
red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her
forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.

3. Facial Hair Barbie.
As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow.
Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.

4. Flabby Arms Barbie.
Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved
gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too - muumuus with
tummy-support panels are included.

5. Bunion Barbie.
Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely
taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her
sores with the pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft
terry mules.

6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie.
Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of
Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive
age-blasting cosmetics.

7. Soccer Mom Barbie.
All that experience as a cheer-leader is really paying off
as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root
for Babs and Ken, Jr. Comes with minivan in robin-egg blue
or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.

8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie.
It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her
personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with
Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for
the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of
"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

9. Divorced Barbie.
Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's
boat.

10. Recovery Barbie.
Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party
girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean
and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little
copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

11. Post-Menopausal Barbie.
This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts
things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the
couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with
Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch
with Your Inner Self" is included.

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by barrk
9. Divorced Barbie.
Sells for $199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's
boat.

Why did they get divorced? Is it because Ken comes in a different box?

SD

[Jethro]

Originally posted by SurfDemon


Why did they get divorced? Is it because Ken comes in a different box?

SD

....lol......

As the saying was when Clinton was in office

"If you visit the White house and Bill offers you a cigar, ensure you get one out of the Box"

Also available.

Drug Slut Barbie,

Includes droppable panties, a large collection of colourful needles, and an extra gift from panasonic. Batteries not included. The Barbie detox centre is sold separately.

Hey what happened to hot pants Ken, the local gay guys were being this item by the truck load. Not another "Cuddle me Elmo" fiasco

[cyberwarpy]

Originally posted by Jethro
Drug Slut Barbie,

Includes droppable panties, a large collection of colourful needles, and an extra gift from panasonic. Batteries not included. The Barbie detox centre is sold separately.

ROFL

Is it true that Barbie & Ken Dolls are made in some countries where the workers get paid $.50 Per Hour?