Quote Originally Posted by homer13j
Yeah, Zappa was as anti-drug as you will ever see in that industry. And he was rewarded with an early death at age 52 while walking zombie Keith Richards still lives on snorting everything imaginable including his father's ashes... Life is not fair.

His kids' names were in response to all the silly, pretentious nemes that Hollywood celebrities give their kids and yet never receive any criticism for. He liked to say that it didn't matter what names he gave to his kids as it would be their last name that got them into trouble.
Let's check our amazingly reliable friend wikipedia:

He labeled people on drugs "[censored] in action", and he only tried marijuana a few times without any pleasure.
Oh, and I'm not a thief. I've only stolen a few times without any pleasure.