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Apr 30th, 2001, 02:50 PM
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here is an idea
i don't know whether or not this has been done before but here goes anyway, what we all do is add another line to this sentance to create a story, this could either go well or really pear shapped,
BTW there are now limits in what we can include in the story 
Ok here is the first line:
"Once upon a time......"
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Apr 30th, 2001, 02:53 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey
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Apr 30th, 2001, 02:59 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:03 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:12 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. Suddenly, the monkey spilt beer all over Jeremy.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:12 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:17 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:20 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey!
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:25 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet.
{We had to turn it dirty didnt we? }
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:27 PM
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fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:29 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:30 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. It turns out he was a WWII veteran. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:30 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy
{just for you chris}
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:33 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:35 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:38 PM
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Originally posted by zmerlinz
{just for you chris}
Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:38 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:42 PM
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Originally posted by chrisjk
Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"
ah well it adds an interesting twist
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until .....
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
[ Galahtech.com] | [ My Site] | [ Fishsponge] | [ UnixForum.co.uk]
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:44 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine...
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:47 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..."
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:49 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:51 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:51 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace.
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:54 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****".
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 30th, 2001, 03:57 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:05 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:07 PM
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.
Take credit, not responsibility
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:19 PM
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Hyperactive Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said...
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:20 PM
#29
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and..."
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
[ Galahtech.com] | [ My Site] | [ Fishsponge] | [ UnixForum.co.uk]
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:23 PM
#30
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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:32 PM
#31
Hyperactive Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:52 PM
#32
Hyperactive Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 30th, 2001, 04:53 PM
#33
Monday Morning Lunatic
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....Inflatable Ingrid...
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Apr 30th, 2001, 08:26 PM
#34
Hyperactive Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 30th, 2001, 09:18 PM
#35
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush...
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May 1st, 2001, 03:15 AM
#36
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace.
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May 1st, 2001, 06:36 AM
#37
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them...
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May 1st, 2001, 06:44 AM
#38
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site.
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May 1st, 2001, 07:13 AM
#39
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals
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May 1st, 2001, 08:50 AM
#40
Hyperactive Member
Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.
Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.
Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like.....
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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