No, wait, who do i contact about this? Someone has got it all wrong and is giving the incorrect impression. That is actually my house, Bill Gates lives in the dumpster round the back. I send him food parcels every day, and the occasional busted microwave.
Originally posted by chrisjk No, wait, who do i contact about this? Someone has got it all wrong and is giving the incorrect impression. That is actually my house, Bill Gates lives in the dumpster round the back. I send him food parcels every day, and the occasional busted microwave.
Originally posted by Kzin And Bill Gates is in a dumpster in Worthing?
Well, we were trying to keep it a secret so that no master crims tried to do him over...but look who let the cat out the bag (or the bill out the dumpster)
Originally posted by barrk Do you have the combo to your Dad's safe? Now that would be a party!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie - what are you going to do with thirty nine million one hundred and forty two thousand share certificates with the name William Henry Gates III written on each one ? I bet there are gone-off cartons of chocolate milk and half eaten Big Macs in there too . . .
I happen to know bill is having a party round the back tomorrow, but it's BYOD (bring your own dumpster). His is kinda small and what with all those busted microwaves, you can't swing a cat (also BOYC, bill hasn't got any cats to swing.)
Actually, no need. Pleanty of alley cats around his hood.