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  1. Jul 18th, 2008, 11:52 AM #1
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    Talking I am looking for...

    Some Elbow Grease
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  2. Jul 18th, 2008, 12:00 PM #2
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    Re: I am looking for...

    Have you tried squeezing your elbow?
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    Re: I am looking for...

    I don't know about your area, but our local KMart stores are running a two for one sale on elbow grease this weekend.
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    Re: I am looking for...

    If you rub elbows with the local yokels in Sterling Heights, you should have enough grease to start your own McDonald's.
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    There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.
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    Re: I am looking for...

    Simple Answer.

    1. Get a Pickup truck.
    2. Drive to Home Depot.
    3. Find the Group of [Workers] in the front
    4. Yell 'First on in the truck gets the job!'
    5. Drive home

    CAUTION: When driving home, beware of running [workers]!

    (Note: Replace [workers] with the name of people found south of North America)
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    Re: I am looking for...

    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp
    Simple Answer.

    1. Get a Pickup truck.
    2. Drive to Home Depot.
    3. Find the Group of [Workers] in the front
    4. Yell 'First on in the truck gets the job!'
    5. Drive home

    CAUTION: When driving home, beware of running [workers]!

    (Note: Replace [workers] with the name of people found south of North America)
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  9. Jul 19th, 2008, 02:39 AM #8
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    They need tools to live there. duh!
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  11. Jul 21st, 2008, 02:13 AM #9
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    Re: I am looking for...

    I was looking for a left handed screw driver the other day...

































    ...then I found it.
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    Re: I am looking for...

    We once sent the YTS kid up to B&Q for some Tartan paint. He came back half an hour later and said, "The guy want's to know what clan you want"
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    As far as I can recollect some scientists did come up with Tartan Paint.

    It was shown on an episode of Tomorrow's World.
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  14. Jul 21st, 2008, 10:23 AM #12
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    Really? Which Clan was it?
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    Re: I am looking for...

    I'm willing to bet it was Taprilfoolians, they tended to get on the show about once a year.
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    Re: I am looking for...

    I am looking for...

    a post by Kregg in this thread...

    funny I don't see any!!!!
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    Re: I am looking for...

    Quote Originally Posted by koolsid
    I am looking for...

    a post by Kregg in this thread...

    funny I don't see any!!!!
    Yeah, I'm waiting for that mule to post something too. Irritating pillock...
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