Am not happy about this one folks

Jethro · Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:22 PM

The fun loving government in Afghanistan have decided that their starving people are the world's problem and the world should fix it. Gee isn't Islam a wonderful religon.

Beacon

It was horrible mate, those panty waist Bombers totally annihilated us.

**crptcblade** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:28 PM

Tali-Who?

Jethro · Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:36 PM

....fun loving military dictatorship currently in power.

**crptcblade** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:38 PM

well, as long as he's fun-loving, I think I can get along with him...but, I say nuke them all...

**chrisjk** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 09:59 PM

Send in the SAS!!

**crptcblade** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 10:03 PM

the Scandinavian Airline Systems? That's just cruel Chris

**chrisjk** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 10:16 PM

hey, I think a bunch of air steward/esses would be ideal against a bunch of armed gurillas

"Could everyone stop firing and place your seats in an upright position!!!" Would you like some Duty Free?? The exits are clearly marked. Remember the closest one may be behind you, now run!!!

Obviously I actually meant the Special Air Service

British and Aussie

**crptcblade** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 10:19 PM

well, of course, I just looked for a funny acronym...but heres a good one for you, send the JDL

figure that one out...

**chrisjk** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 10:27 PM

No idea, is it defense forces related?

**Beacon** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 10:36 PM

Jethro:

Yeah too bad least you's have won a game the dockers lost the derby. Thats DEERRRRBY NOT DARBY!!

My workmate is giving me crap coz the hawks haven't lost a game and i said " collingwood didn't lose a game until round 5 or something last year! then finished out of top 8"

Nuke em would be fun but could cause a war so we could use them to test some new bomb the USA have been hiding. But bieng fun loving he could be a good sport and have a quite game of strip twister against vb world member and if they lose we can nuke em!

JDL = Johnanesburg Defense Legion

**crptcblade** · Apr 22nd, 2001, 11:34 PM

or Jewish Defense League, that's what I was going for...

Jethro · Apr 22nd, 2001, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
or Jewish Defense League, that's what I was going for...

No its the Defense League of Judea.

or

The Peoples Liberation Front of Judea.

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:04 AM

Who's Stolen my Sherry ?

Don't get me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

(I do apolagise for the bad 80's quote from the incredible Hulk)

**chrismitchell** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:08 AM

Send in Ian, aka the incredible hulk... Gets angry if you steal his sherry.. Alternatively send in Parksie... No wait that is a bit too Cruel!!!

**Arbiter** · Apr 24th, 2001, 02:58 AM

I think we should tell Saddam that there's loads of oil there.

Then, when the fighting's died down we open a whole can o whoop ass on the both of them, seize their land, irrigate & cultivate it and use the food produced to feed the starving masses.

Jethro · Apr 25th, 2001, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by chrismitchell
Send in Ian, aka the incredible hulk... Gets angry if you steal his sherry.. Alternatively send in Parksie... No wait that is a bit too Cruel!!!

Yes there are those UN treaties about weopans of mass destruction

**crptcblade** · Apr 25th, 2001, 09:34 PM

Tell Ian they have stolen his sherry

Hey, who's Sherry?? What does she look like?

**Beacon** · Apr 25th, 2001, 11:34 PM

Short red head! Has a weird affect on ppl after a while!
Becomes more attractive as the night goes on!

Jethro · Apr 26th, 2001, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by Beacon
Short red head! Has a weird affect on ppl after a while!
Becomes more attractive as the night goes on!

She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way

**Beacon** · Apr 26th, 2001, 12:48 AM

Ian sherry is not who she says she is. She's plain evil.

jethro's figured something out:
"She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way."

Don't do it!
Actually do it do it!!

Jethro · Apr 26th, 2001, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by Beacon
Ian sherry is not who she says she is. She's plain evil.

jethro's figured something out:
"She is probably buying Ian alcohol to get her evil way."

Don't do it!
Actually do it do it!!

Ian don't do it....she will leave you a shell of a man....hmmm....that probably wont make a difference Ian's English after all

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 02:33 AM

Easy tiger!

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 02:43 AM

oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 02:47 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life

Don't worry Ian, when the Polar Ice caps melt in years to come.. The Northerners will get killed first... So you will get the last laugh!

Jethro · Apr 26th, 2001, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
oh I see, like that is it. Damn you arbiter for ever mentioning that joke about southerners and sherry, I have been cursed for the rest of my life

That was a joke?

Sorry Ian tried to keep off the "S" word but couldn't help it. There must be a help group for this in Oz.....oh what the hell you would only miss it Ian

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 02:57 AM

Jethro - Arbiter is from Manchester, which if you didn't know is way up north in england. there has always been a long running joke that northerners think that all southerners are sherry drinking poofs.

**Jamagei** · Apr 26th, 2001, 06:11 AM

I'll have you know that it is only the South-Easterners who are Sherry Drinking Poofs we South-Westerners are Cider Gulping Rednecks. Which is still a damn sight better then the Ale Swigging Monkeys of the north. At least Sherry has SOME class (who ever she might be)

Ever heard the expression 'Drinking from the Furry Cup'?

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 06:50 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei

Ever heard the expression 'Drinking from the Furry Cup'?

sorry mate, I have a very fragile and innocent mind, I wouldn't even know where to begin with that statement. is it a novelty cup by any chance ?

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 06:55 AM

Drinking from the Furry Cup... The opposite to smoking on the pipe of love!!

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by chrismitchell
Drinking from the Furry Cup... The opposite to smoking on the pipe of love!!

is that an indian peace pipe ?

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:06 AM

Well depends who you're with! lol

**Jamagei** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:17 AM

or playing the pink oboe...

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by Jamagei
or playing the pink oboe...

a colourful orchestra ?

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:21 AM

Yes its always good to have a big and powerful instrument... I remember many days playing on my Organ! MY Ex Girlfriend used to like to play my Organ too...

**Arbiter** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:26 AM

Ian - sorry...

But, the reason that us Northerner think that all Southerner are sherry drinking fairies has to be based in fact or it wouldn't be so widely known...

And, you'll all probably find that where I am is likely to be significantly higher than London and therefore I'm going to be one of the last to get drowned.

And don't even get me started on South Westerners.....

**HarryW** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:37 AM

*Ahem*

*Changes the subject to an easier target*

So, the Welsh....

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:40 AM

lamppost + rope + sheep = Leisure centre

**Arbiter** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:47 AM

Ian,

That's an old one. I expected better from you....

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 26th, 2001, 07:52 AM

and your pont is ?

**chrismitchell** · Apr 26th, 2001, 08:18 AM

Hanging between my legs!

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