Help Me Please!

[anhn]

I was wondering when you would get around to me. Your grammar is exceeded only by your social skills! May I suggest that you consider switching from briefs to boxer shorts?


Well, I call my Uncle Frank and Mike 'Uncle Frank' and 'Uncle Mike'. I call my Cousins Bob, Ralph and Vinnie.. 'Bob', 'Ralph' and 'Vinnie'. Officers that I don't know personally I address as Officer. I realize that this may seem rather archaic to you but I exhibit respect until someone gives me a reason to do otherwise.
Anhn, please sleep on this thought. You just may realize that you're wasting your God given skills in the pursuit of verbal combat, which has no return value.

* Just let you know, English is not my native language even I call myself an Aussie because I am an Australian citizen and I am proud of that.
You can write 5 pages in one hour but it takes me 5 hours to write one page. I've learnt English on the streets and in factories where I worked as a manual worker (I rebuilt my life from empty hands). So for sure my writing always contains a lot of grammar and spelling misktakes.
25 years ago, when I got out of a train station, I asked the man at the ticket box "Good morning sir! Would you please tell me where the toilet is." He replied: "Pardon!". I had to repeat the question 5 times before he could understand what I said. How can I ask for that now? "Hey man, Where's the toilet!"

* An Aussie tennis star, Pat Rafter, once said something like: No where in the world we can talk to our Prime Minister just simply as "Hi John!" (for John Howard, the ex. PM, the current PM is Kevin Rudd).

* I will take your "non-Pro" advice! Keep energy to help others.