[RESOLVED] Urgent

[alex_read]

Help me please. I have a problem with my code and it doesn't work. Please help this is urgent. I'm using VB 2008!

[mendhak]

Have you tried adding more code to the project?

[BillGeek]

See what your problem is? You ran the "format c:" command too many times. This may cause symptoms as those you have just explained.

Seriously though... where's the code?

[alex_read]

My boss says I can't upload my project, all I can give is:

Private

Thanks so far, really hope this can be sorted quick

[mendhak]

You need to install the KB19228 Hotfix which can make your privates disappear.

[alex_read]

I can't believe I just got rickrolled hahaha

[alex_read]

Ok I allowed upload project now

Private Sub Form_load (byval sender as object, e as eventargs) handles form1.load
    messagebox.show("Hello world")
end sub

I try using MSDN but I can't understand anything on there or even read so now I that site and never use and don't like it.

[visualAd]

Use PHP.

[mendhak]

The 'e' in 'end sub' needs to be capitalized. Also, 'sub' should end with a backwards d.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

and you should be using the upside down 'n', not the 'u'. Noob programmer.

[alex_read]

I think the problem's in the 45th project in class11023 now , I fix and problem gone.

Thx all.

@Jesus4U, @PlenderJ, @mendhak: When I try your suggestions on form1 and have

Ended suds

I get blue screen with error 0x0849203208435 What this mean - what happen?

@visualAd: like this? I get a "IndexOutOfRange" error

PHP.show("Hello Moon")

[visualAd]

I think the problem's in the 45th project in class11023 now , I fix and problem gone.

Thx all.

@Jesus4U, @PlenderJ, @mendhak: When I try your suggestions on form1 and have

Ended suds

I get blue screen with error 0x0849203208435 What this mean - what happen?

@visualAd: like this? I get a "IndexOutOfRange" error

PHP.show("Hello Moon")

I know what you problem is. You should be compiling this in GCC.

[alex_read]

Got it - I wrote in DOS and didn't have Window installed. My bad.

Thank you everyone

[alex_read]

Seriously though, is it me or are we assumed to have mind reading abilities now

The amount of threads with "isn't working" or no sample code is astounding - the above's an extreme sample we haven't seen yet but I don't think it's long before we see something like that!

[Torc]

Looks to me like the problem is trying to develop for the Mac with a pad and pen.

You should stop using such a high end development system as it always has
compatibility issues with low spec hardware such as the Mac.

[alex_read]

Ahh they aren't too bad - at least I can install Windows and OSX easy enough rather than fart-arsing around trying to figure out why a linux distro decides it doesn't like my hardware.

Kinda obscurely related to the above, I don't know how many of you hang around in the VB.Net forums, but there was a contender for the funniest thread question ever this week: http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...90&postcount=2

[visualAd]

Look up mark103

[si_the_geek]

Seriously though, is it me or are we assumed to have mind reading abilities now

It's been that way for a few years, and is getting worse.. techgnome has posted some good comments on it, like this one:

you're in luck... my crystal ball just came back from the cleaners... this is good because you didn't say what the error is... so... Ummmmmmmmmm.....ohmmmmmmmmmmm.... sim salla bim ala balalalala.... the spirits are communing.... they are saying you have a comma too many in the query. Wait,... wait.... I'm sensing something more.... you've been bitten by a tick? Oh, no - your query has a tick too many.

The amount of threads with "isn't working" or no sample code is astounding - the above's an extreme sample we haven't seen yet but I don't think it's long before we see something like that!

I've seen quite a few.. one of them (in the database forum, so we weren't even sure of the language) was basically "my listview doesn't fill with images from the database, what's wrong?", with no code or any further explanation!

It's getting so bad now that I've not got snippets to paste in for "doesn't work" and "an error".

[alex_read]

Hahaha yeah there have been some pretty damn funny replies I've seen from John on threads too.

Ahh well, it''s quite funny rather than annoying I'm just amazed as I'd have thought you'd want to give as much info as possible if you wanted something answered.

Think I'll try and think up some witty replies for the next threads like those then. Techgnome's was great!

[mendhak]

I have noticed it too, the number of such posts are increasing. I generally try to come up with analogies to make them understand why their request is silly. It usually doesn't work but I get the satisfaction of doing it.

[mrmojorisin]

:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d

[kregg]

Help me please. I have a problem with my code and it doesn't work. Please help this is urgent. I'm using VB 2008!

Install Linux. Now you'll have a bigger problem.

Don't forget to rate people.

[mrmojorisin]

Install Linux. Now you'll have a bigger problem.

Don't forget to rate people.

Instal Linux and Vista on a partitioned disk! Now you have a problem, 3 times the size!

[kregg]

Instal Linux and Vista on a partitioned disk! Now you have a problem, 3 times the size!

I have this setup. Luckily the store that I got Vista from also had a license to sell guns. And there was a special offer.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Seriously though, is it me or are we assumed to have mind reading abilities now

Actually, that's not what you were thinking, you just altered it for consumption.

[mrmojorisin]

I have this setup. Luckily the store that I got Vista from also had a license to sell guns. And there was a special offer.

I would have suggested a cliff but, shooting the PC will also solve the problem!

[kregg]

No, not the PC...

[BillGeek]

What did the chair ever do to you!?

[mendhak]

What did the chair ever do to you!?

Chairs are spinners.

[BillGeek]

[kregg]

What did the chair ever do to you!?

No! Not the damn chair, or any other furniture!!

[Quasar6]

So you're going to shoot the cat?



I don't blame you.

[BillGeek]

No! Not the damn chair, or any other furniture!!

Yeah, okay... no need to get all offensive. We know you don't like furniture... we can call it something else if you'd like...