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    Going for an operation next week ...

    I am having an ileo-anal pouch fitted (let the innuendos ensue)

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Have them retain the connection on your belly, you can use the pouch to transport beverages or water that way. Or to warm up baby milk.
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    I wanted those reputation points.



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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    I am having an ileo-anal pouch fitted (let the innuendos ensue)

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    It it similar to the pouch of kangaroos?

    natal sounds like something to do with pregnancy and birth tests.

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    How many ops have you gone through again, visualAd?

    Oceanebelle, he didn't say anything about natal. Where did you get that from?

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Oddly, I was going along the same lines as OB, because I was going to ask if they could make him a marsupial. It may still be 'possum-ble.

    However, this thread is pretty old, so we shouldn't keep it alive. Unfortunately, VisualAd expired many years back, though his memory lingers on, posting occasionally.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by Shaggy Hiker
    Oddly, I was going along the same lines as OB, because I was going to ask if they could make him a marsupial. It may still be 'possum-ble.

    However, this thread is pretty old, so we shouldn't keep it alive. Unfortunately, VisualAd expired many years back, though his memory lingers on, posting occasionally.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    It it similar to the pouch of kangaroos?

    natal sounds like something to do with pregnancy and birth tests.
    Don't you remember? I said I would be a sarogate mother for your baby kangaroo's
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    I trust you will be able to barely tolerate Paul's witterings tomorrow, so that you can go into your operation with a muddled mind.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by kregg
    How many ops have you gone through again, visualAd?

    Oceanebelle, he didn't say anything about natal. Where did you get that from?

    he edited it, I'm quite sure of what I saw, 20/30 vision...

    he said... ileo natal pouch...

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by zaza
    I trust you will be able to barely tolerate Paul's witterings tomorrow, so that you can go into your operation with a muddled mind.

    I can't find wittering in my dictionary... What does that word mean? complains? wails? moans?

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    Say it, say the word "anal".... You can't!!!!
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    This is my second operation of three. The next one is quite smell and probably in September.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Good luck next week vA

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Good luck Vis. My son went through similar, so I know your future, but the TSP (Temporal Secret Police) won't let me tell you.

    Get someone to take a pic of you when you're in ICU, asap after surgery. It's the closest you'll come to resembling a BORG - because of the sheer number of machines you'll be connected to.

    Also get your bed number and the number of beds on the ward. We can call you 5 of 12 or something.

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by visualAd
    This is my second operation of three. The next one is quite smell and probably in September.
    Since we are talking about anal surgery, let's just maintain this typo...for posterity....or posterior...or whatever it takes to be the butt of jokes.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Actually I've just put some screen wash in my car; in the hole where the oil should go. I was meant to be moving out today, instead I am trying to find a garage for RAC to tow me to and get it sorted.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Good luck VisualAd:
    I even looked it up i was so worried about you!

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    general anesthesia is the worst.

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Depends if u use it recreationally or not!

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by mrmojorisin
    Depends if u use it recreationally or not!
    my mom had an operation a few years ago. The first day after the operation, she couldn't speak or move anything even if she was awake. It wears off gradually and she was able to move on the second day but still couldn't speak much due to very dry throat caused by tubes as well as anesthesia. All in all I think she stayed in the hospital for about 4 days however her operation was cancer of the thyroid, so for Adam he might have stay in bed longer for everything to heal.

    I would have gladly visited even if I fear hospitals.

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Quote Originally Posted by grilkip
    Say it, say the word "anal".... You can't!!!!
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    It would appear that my operation will not been on Wednesday. The NHS decided that an urgent case of obstructive bowel cancer took priority over me . I can hear Mendhaks flowers wilting in disappointment.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    how disappointing. i dont know if my sister had a fitting... are you only having 3 surgeries, or are you going to have another to reconnect your rectum and intestine?
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Eventually, yes.
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    woot! when was the surgery rescheduled for?
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    I will find out tomorrow, maybe August.
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    oh that sucks! stupid cancer patient!
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Is your speciality in subtlety, mendhak?

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    mendhak has only just recovered from his own intestinal tract problems, caused by some f*****g awesome roti canai with curry sauce. The straw that broke the camel's back was when he ate some of mine, and wept at the heat.

    Funnily enough, his privy still smells sweeter than visualAd.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Why the hell are you smelling his toilet??

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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    I'd have to agree that that is a very strange fetish indeed, even for this place.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    The first thing Zaza does when he arrives at a restaurant is take me to the toilet and give us both a good sniffing.
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    Well, who else?
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    Re: Going for an operation next week ...

    BillGeek duh!
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    dclamp, go to bed.
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    i am now. i have been coding like all day im pooped
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