Two coffy Hai-ya...er Haiku

[JPicasso]

One coffy at home.
Another coffy at work.
different brands. yuk.

[mendhak]

Overpriced coffee
Starbucks thinks we are stupid
We have proven them

[zaza]

I prefer some tea.
Why "coffee shops", not "tea shops".
Is there a bias?

[sevenhalo]

We get free coffee.
They only get generic.
Where's the espresso?

[crptcblade]

Dogs eat their own poop.
Well I have never done that.
What about you, woss?

[Hack]

Coffee is better
Than drinking warm doggie pee
But not by too much

[mendhak]

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

[Hack]

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

Haikus convey thoughts
Following not a set scheme
Five Seven Five, see?

[mendhak]

Any moron can
make haikus just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.

[Hack]

Any moron can
make haikus just stop at the
seventeenth syllab.

I am Hack The Great
Creator of memories
Not just any moron

[mendhak]

All I remember
of you is a function called
public void memory()

[kregg]

Coffee is better
Than drinking warm doggie pee
But not by too much

I agree with this.

[BillGeek]

There once was a coder named Hack
Who, at haikus, had a crack
The rhyming was coarse
I hadn't seen worse
So I gave him a terrifying smack

No offence Hack, but that was

[wossname]

All your done-to-death
Self-referential haikus
Are belong to us.