Monkey Joke♥

[Azbrandr]

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey. 

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey. Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?" 

The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money." 

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?" 

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's an Engineer."

Any opinions on this ummmm "Brilliant" monkey¿
The 3rd one!

[grilkip]

You're doing it on purpose.

[kregg]

so just keep in mind that fantasy is not the same as realtiy and make sure u remember that wii sports may be fun but u cant count on it as exercise ok cool bye

Did you get this from YouTube, grikip?

[grilkip]

HungarianHuman was a Digg troll. All of his posts are deleted. :[

I found this in one of my old email conversations:

i wouldnt call the bible fiction

personally im an atheist but i believe in God but what about the bible? well i dont know i think it has some good meanings but i dunno

brb, i need 2 use the bathroom

[kregg]

Ok, this troll was 8 years old*, max.



*Whether it was physical or mental age, that isn't the point.

[grilkip]

No you don't understand, he was a genius.

[kregg]

You make me eat babies.

[TheBigB]

Genius?
Your not a good atheist if you believe in god.
Ask Atheist.

[Arrow_Raider]

The $5 labor monkey doesn't do anything either.

[grilkip]

Genius?
Your not a good atheist if you believe in god.
Ask Atheist.

AAAAAARGH,

Jesus Christ, it's a troll. Trolls aren't serious, he was messing with oblivious readers like yourself.

[kregg]

[TheBigB]

*ducks*

[kregg]

AAAAAARGH,

Jesus Christ, it's a troll. Trolls aren't serious, he was messing with oblivious readers like yourself.

Did it ever occur to you that TheBigB was being a troll?

Maybe you should stop being serious.

[grilkip]

Nope, he wasn't.

None of you were there, NONE OF YOU WERE THEEEEERE!

[kregg]

[TheBigB]

Am I seeing a green artery appearing on grilkip's face?

[grilkip]

Image

[kregg]

Am I seeing a green artery appearing on grilkip's face?

[Azbrandr]

The $5 labor monkey doesn't do anything either.

Was there really a $5 labor monkey in that joke¿ i think not, unless that $5 labor monkey is your avatar...lol♥

[kregg]

That monkey is the sole property of Arrow_Raider. Please don't slag it off.

[BillGeek]

Maybe you should stop being serious.

....

Someone once told me that you shouldn't take life too seriously. You won't come out alive.

[kregg]

Precisely Watson.

[BillGeek]

It's Bill, not Watson.

[kregg]

No, damnit!

[BillGeek]

What?