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    Re: VB solves crimes

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    haha! Nice find.
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    Re: VB solves crimes

    It's good news for Microsoft and VBForums . The vast majority of CSI: New York fans will take up Visual Basic programming and then post questions on this forum.

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    I guess back in the old days it was "I think I'll drop to a CMD prompt and do a TRACERT"

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    vb Code:
    1. Public Function TrackIPAddress() As String
    2.     On Error Resume CheesyActing
    3.     Return "127.0.0.1"
    4. End Function

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    Good heavens. A gui interface with Visual Basic to track an IP address?

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    Quote Originally Posted by kleinma
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    Re: VB solves crimes

    Quote Originally Posted by RobDog888
    I know where you heard about this from

    and yes, they are making VB look/sound bad.
    ...And it doesn't need any help on that front.

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    In the next thrilling episode of The World's Most Insane Police Chases...

    Sheriff John Bunnell: "This drug-fueled web developer has stolen a powerful muscle-car and is about to learn the hard way that heroin can really make you lose the script...IN JAIIIIIILLLLL!!!!!"

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    Star Trek: TNG used to do crap this all the time. One of the best was Data's statement "the planet's atmosphere is high in cyanoacrylates."

    Cyanoacrylate is better known as Super Glue.

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    Re: VB solves crimes

    Quote Originally Posted by homer13j
    Star Trek: TNG used to do crap this all the time. One of the best was Data's statement "the planet's atmosphere is high in cyanoacrylates."

    Cyanoacrylate is better known as Super Glue.
    It just means that they were headed for a sticky situation.

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