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Thread: Andy Rooney's Life Lessons.

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    Originally posted by billfaceuk
    you can knock down cans a good 2-3 metres away. My record is about 1.75m
    Not that we really wanted to know that.

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    well it's good to know that my record isn't beaten yet
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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    I peed off the top of Ben Nevis (4,500 feet). Does that count. Realistically it only fell a few 100' off the cliff edge before splattering onto some guys hanging on ropes.... inconsiderate b*stards.

    My mate took a golf club up with him and was firing golf balls off the top of the peak so that he could say he had a 4000' drive. I hope they didn't hit anyone.

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
    I lerned not to pee into the wind.

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    or electric fences

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    Originally posted by zmerlinz


    or electric fences
    Tee Hee Hee
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"

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    *zzzt*

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    i have a bread toaster that does that.

    painfull thing is, that a bread costs 11:90/32
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.

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