You know you've got problems when...

[zaza]

...you drink wine straight from the box. Every night.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

You buy boxed wine? How very... i'm trying to find a word with the same meaning as (uncultured, classless and beneath me), but I have to be able to spit it or it won't have the right effect..

Edit: I just remembered the word: Plebeian.

[BillGeek]

Wine is disgusting. I'd rather drink beer from a box.

[dclamp]

beer is disgusting. I'd rather drink soda from a box.

[oceanebelle]

... when head starting to ache that dull ache that just won't go away which seems to me like my skull is about to burst since it can't cope with the pressure building due to a growing brain.

[oceanebelle]

beer is disgusting. I'd rather drink soda from a box.

soda is disgusting. . I'd rather drink milk from a box.

[Foxer]

soda is disgusting. I'd rather drink milk direct from a camel.

[mendhak]

I'd rather drink soda direct from a camel.

[BillGeek]

I'd rather drink soda while eating camel.

[dclamp]

I'd rather drink soda while smoking Camels

[crptcblade]

I'd rather not

[timeshifter]

I'd rather drink spleen juice while stabbing crptcblade.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

My post was deleted even though no moderator can claim it wasn't family friendly because it didn't contain anything explicitly inappropriate and if you can infer it, you obviously already know it too well.

I feel like drinking moderator blood while stabbing another moderator

[dclamp]

My post was deleted even though no moderator can claim it wasn't family friendly because it didn't contain anything explicitly inappropriate and if you can infer it, you obviously already know it too well.

I feel like drinking moderator blood while stabbing another moderator

you know, they have classes for people like you...

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

[CodedFire]

My post was deleted even though no moderator can claim it wasn't family friendly because it didn't contain anything explicitly inappropriate and if you can infer it, you obviously already know it too well.

I feel like drinking moderator blood while stabbing another moderator

Mine was also deleted, although mine was a bit naughty so i cannot argue! I didnt see yours but i can only imagine it was worse than mine. To the mods i apologise for my breif lapse in moral ethics

[BillGeek]

I'm probably the only person around here that really, REALLY does not care.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Mine was also deleted, although mine was a bit naughty so i cannot argue! I didnt see yours but i can only imagine it was worse than mine. To the mods i apologise for my breif lapse in moral ethics

Did it involve a small appendage located on a camel's foot?

[BillGeek]

small appendage

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

This thread is so going to get locked..

[I_Love_My_Vans]

Beer then wine = fine
Wind then beer = queer

[BillGeek]

This thread is so going to get locked..

[opus]

..father asks you to clean the car with a teaspoon.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

..you think Linux is the world's greatest OS. *runs*

[timeshifter]

...your name is zaza.

[visualAd]

... when you let manavo sleep on your sofa.

[dclamp]

... when you let manavo sleep on your sofa.

I am now going to have to make fun of him!

[visualAd]

Why? Did he sleep on your sofa?

[dclamp]

well if he ever wanted to come to US and sleep on my sofa, it is open for him. lol

[manavo11]

Eeeeeeeeexcellent. I now have a place to stay if I come to the US?

[dclamp]

well i dont know what my parents will think about it...

[manavo11]

I'm lovable, am I not?

[dclamp]

oh course you are.. lol. My parents might be a little confused if a 22 year old greek guy was coming to sleep on my sofa...

[manavo11]

There are always park benches you can go and sleep on and give me your bed

[dclamp]

oh good idea.

[opus]

oh course you are.. lol. My parents might be a little confused if a 22 year old greek guy was coming to sleep on my sofa...

What are your parents expecting:
-other age
-other sex
-???

[dclamp]

lol no. but they might wonder why there is a greek man coming to stay at my house