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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:45 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into
her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed
a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus
a
distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by
Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm
very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to
be
a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New
York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of
vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of
lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
tampon(unused)
of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a
'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records
for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the
greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity,
with
42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured
at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms
in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for
an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:50 AM
#2
[No words can describe my feeling]
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
If u have your answer please go to the thread tools and click "Mark Thread Resolved"
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:54 AM
#3
Fanatic Member
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:56 AM
#4
transcendental analytic
Use  
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:56 AM
#5
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
why? it was in there for a reason...!
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:57 AM
#6
a pint is approximately 1/2 a litre
I think its 658ml, but don't quote me on that...
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:58 AM
#7
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
I always wondered why she didn't phone me the next day?
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:58 AM
#8
transcendental analytic
thanks, maybe reproduced in a laboratory
Use
writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
writing haskell makes your life easier:
reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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Apr 20th, 2001, 08:59 AM
#9
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by geoff_xrx
[No words can describe my feeling]
ditto
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:04 AM
#10
Fanatic Member
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
Touchdown!
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:06 AM
#11
Bloody American Football again...
Whats wrong with a soccer ball?
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:17 AM
#12
Lively Member
there are 568ml to a pint, which is (i think) how many twips there are to a cnetimetre for all those who care 
btw GROSS!!!! - 1.7 pints of semen, well swallowing any amount of semen would put me off but still....
Last edited by Jamagei; Apr 20th, 2001 at 09:21 AM.
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:20 AM
#13
Hyperactive Member
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into
her vagina.
Hey, you mis-spelt my sisters name....
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:22 AM
#14
Fanatic Member
Thats harsh !!
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds
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Apr 20th, 2001, 09:31 AM
#15
Monday Morning Lunatic
But fair
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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