View Poll Results: Vote your Programmer Species

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  • Mutant with 1.2TB RAM Brain (VB)

    6 28.57%

  • Human with extended brain connected to my PC (Many Languages)

    4 19.05%

  • Cyborg Directly Integrated to the motherboard (Assembly)

    1 4.76%

  • Terminator Class Model-101 (VC++ User)

    5 23.81%

  • Octopusian (Java Programmer)

    0 0%

  • The Devil (Mac User, to others)

    0 0%

  • Eh? What's a programmer (Human)

    3 14.29%

  • Simple Normal Programmer (Like there's really something like this)

    2 9.52%
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  1. Apr 19th, 2001, 03:45 PM #1
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    Select your programmer species above.
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  2. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:34 PM #2
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    I had to go with the top one, but do i still qualify if i am a Linux user ??

    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
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  3. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:40 PM #3
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    Watch out everybody...there's someone in here who claims to be a human!
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  4. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:43 PM #4
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    AGGGGHHHHHHH, Where hide me from them

    Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
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  6. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:44 PM #5
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    it can't be parksie i'm sure
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  7. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:46 PM #6
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    That we can definitely be sure of!!!!!!!!
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  8. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:47 PM #7
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    Originally posted by barrk
    Watch out everybody...there's someone in here who claims to be a human!
    That was me I'm afraid. You may all beat me if you wish
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  9. Apr 19th, 2001, 04:51 PM #8
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  11. Apr 19th, 2001, 05:10 PM #9
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    i've been loosing integrity all day now
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  12. Apr 19th, 2001, 05:11 PM #10
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    Originally posted by SteveCRM
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    Hey, i'm only a poor human amongst alien forms...leave me be!!!!!
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  13. Apr 19th, 2001, 05:13 PM #11
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    Ooo...two of us Terminators now.

    Let battle commence! May the most obfuscated code win!
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  14. Apr 19th, 2001, 05:15 PM #12
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    i put myself in the terminator category too, as a true parksie, even if i'm wounded terminator
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  15. Apr 19th, 2001, 08:17 PM #13
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    I guess I'm a terminator, as well. C++ is just so much fun.. I want to hug it and squeeze it and love it until it works =).

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  16. Apr 19th, 2001, 08:18 PM #14
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    Originally posted by Zaei
    I want to hug it and squeeze it and love it until it works
    o...............................k
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  17. Apr 20th, 2001, 01:36 AM #15
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    IN REFERENCE TO: Zaei saying "I want to *** it and ****** it and **** it until it works"

    Well, Zaei, you'd better edit your post or the Terminators are gonna...well, terminate you, and in much worse compared to what they did to the poor human.

    Although, I do remember that in 'Terminator' (the first one) The damn machine was outwitted by a HUMAN

    So, terminators, if I were you, I'd shut down myself faster than Windows if I saw ChrisJK coming!!

    (And yes, I know this post was totally pointless)
    (But hey, I've a 1.2TB Brain - its too fast to make any points)
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  18. Apr 20th, 2001, 03:19 AM #16
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    Me, I'm a mutant through and through!
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  19. Apr 20th, 2001, 04:18 AM #17
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    I am a Human... no wait.. I'm a Designer!
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  20. Apr 20th, 2001, 05:05 AM #18
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    Your avatar makes your ears look big....
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  21. Apr 20th, 2001, 05:13 AM #19
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    we'll have the human executed in a minute

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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  22. Apr 20th, 2001, 05:14 AM #20
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    Your avatar makes your ears look big....
    Woof.....
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