Bad News!!!!!

[Mark Gambo]

The Egg McMuffin inventor Herb Peterson dies in California at 89. I am sad to see him go, over the years I have ingested a few Egg McMuffins and all but one were delicious.


Images provided for the uninformed or the healthy eaters on the forums:



Note This is an Actual image of an McMuffin, no enhancements were done to this photo by the op.

which is part of a nutritious Breakfast:

[SurfDemon]

And how exactly is this the democrats fault...... ?

*waits for rant*

[penagate]

I am sad to see him go, over the years I have ingested a few Egg McMuffins and all but one were delicious.

You realise you are now obligated to tell this tale.

[Mark Gambo]

And how exactly is this the democrats fault...... ?

*waits for rant*

It is the Democrats fault because the failed to support nor vote for HR 3245 which in essence would allocate monies and resources for an expedition to Florida to find the Fountain of Youth that Juan Ponce de León was either unable or unwilling to find. If we would have found this fountain great man Like Herb Peterson could have drunk from it and lived forever continuing to create new and more delectable fast food creations.

So yes, Sally every ting bad is the democrat's fault (there you wanted a rant and you got one N'aaaa [Sticks out tongue at 'Demon]).


Disclaimer: there was never a bill HR 3245, it was made up by the op. No Democrats where hurt in the publishing of this rant.

[Kasracer]

Images provided for the uninformed or the healthy eaters on the forums:

Actually, are they really unhealthy? Unlike McDonalds' other eggs, the eggs on an Egg McMuffin were real eggs and there is only bread and cheese after that. Are they that bad?

[Mark Gambo]

Anything in moderation can be good for you, the key is not to over do it.

[crptcblade]

Anything in moderation can be good for you, the key is not to over do it.

I'll think of that next time I'm doing meth.

[Kasracer]

Anything in moderation can be good for you, the key is not to over do it.

So if you want to have a bowl of bacon grease... how could any part of that be good for you? How much do you moderate?

[grilkip]

I'll think of that next time I'm doing meth.

How democrat.

[Mark Gambo]

I'll think of that next time I'm doing meth.

So if you want to have a bowl of bacon grease... how could any part of that be good for you? How much do you moderate?

See there I go again assuming, that everyone here has a modicum of Common Sense (Democrats fault again, they frown upon the the teaching of Common Sense in schools, I guess they don't want the common folk to know their plans and schemes most likely). Ok for those person(s) who lack common sense (present company included)here you go: smoking, snoring, injecting, or ingesting an illegal drug (ie Crystal Meth, Cocaine, etc) is bad for you not matter what amount you use, sorry . Cooking wastes such as Bacon Grease is bad for you no matter what amount you smoke, snort, inject, or ingest.


Are we clear>

[Mark Gambo]

How democrat.

You took the words right out of my mouth, but you could have thrown in the word "Liberal" also and posted

How "Liberally" democrat.

See how that dressed up that sentence???

[kleinma]

an expedition to Florida to find the Fountain of Youth that Juan Ponce de León was either unable or unwilling to find.

Judging by the number of old people in florida, thats the last place I would go looking for a fountain of youth... It is more like death's waiting room down there...

[Mark Gambo]

Judging by the number of old people in florida, thats the last place I would go looking for a fountain of youth... It is more like death's waiting room down there...

That is because the Democrats don't what anyone to find it

[kleinma]

That must mean including themselves too...

[GaryMazzone]

Of course they want to be democratic about it don;t they?

[Kasracer]

Are we clear>

No. Why don't you just raise taxes again, DEMOCRAT. We can fund a committe to research the affects of bacon grease.

[Mark Gambo]

No. Why don't you just raise taxes again, DEMOCRAT. We can fund a committe to research the affects of bacon grease.

I'm quite sure if you search hard enough you will most likely find that some member of congress has sponsored a bill on the effects of bacon grease in urban areas. Lighten up, in CC everyone is suppose to happy and peppy!

[Mark Gambo]

That must mean including themselves too...

No, that Liberal provocateur George Soros is funding the expedition so that the Democrats can keep: former KKK Klan Member, Senator Robert Byrd and Senator Teddy "The Swimmer" Kennedy alive!!!

[Kasracer]

I'm quite sure if you search hard enough you will most likely find that some member of congress has sponsered a bill on the effects of bacon grease in urban areas. Lighten up, in CC everyone is suppose to happy and peppy!

**** YOU *******! I WILL BE ******* CALM WHEN**** I ******** WANT TO ****** YOU ***** ********* ***********************

I'm happy and peppy btw.

[Mark Gambo]

**** YOU *******! I WILL BE ******* CALM WHEN**** I ******** WANT TO ****** YOU ***** ********* ***********************

I'm happy and peppy btw.

Pins and Needle,
Needles and Pins,
It's a happy man who grins.

What was I so mad about

haminahamina

[Foxer]

And how exactly is this the democrats fault...... ?

*waits for rant*

rofl rofl rofl

[BillGeek]

McDonalds tastes like cardboard.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

I think you've said that before.. in an older thread..

[BillGeek]

True, and I will say it every time I read the name "McDonalds".

[Mark Gambo]

True, and I will say it every time I read the name "McDonalds".

What are your feeling on Fast Food in general?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Why would anyone attach an emotion to fast food? Are you like extremely obese to the point where food is your only friend?

[Mark Gambo]

Why would anyone attach an emotion to fast food? Are you like extremely obese to the point where food is your only friend?

No Max, you are my only friend. So what does that say about fast food, [Homer Simpson Voice] mmmmmm Big Mac I think that I love you, mmmmmmm a Big Mac[/Homer Simpson Voice]

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

No Max, you are my only friend. So what does that say about fast food, [Homer Simpson Voice] mmmmmm Big Mac I think that I love you, mmmmmmm a Big Mac[/Homer Simpson Voice]

[CodedFire]

I personally like mcdonalds, and a good curry, the irish sort, no funny little boxes and sticks