Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive

[Mark Gambo]

Sarah Jessica Parker voted unsexiest woman alive



What do you think?

[SurfDemon]

Have they seen Margaret Thatcher?

[Mark Gambo]

Have they seen Margaret Thatcher?

They said ALIVE ;-)

[Shaggy Hiker]

I see worse than that every time I go to the store. They are clearly biasing their result by restricting the pool in artificial ways.

[Tom Sawyer]

While Parker isn't the fox she was back in her twenties anymore, this is a rather baseless assertion.

Also, when did Thatcher die? Has anyone told her yet, because she's still stubbornly walking around. It may be best to put a bullet in her head before she eats someone's brains.

[homer13j]

That's nothing. Go to any state fair in the midwest.

[mendhak]

That's nothing. Go to the midwest.

[Mark Gambo]

That's nothing. Go to the midwest.

. . . or the Middle East for that matter

[Lord Orwell]

"Take this quarter, go down town, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

[BillGeek]

I've seen worse...

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

I'll call your unsexiest woman alive, and i'll raise you this:

[mendhak]

She has a nice smile.

[FunkyDexter]

...and a great personality.

[CyberSurfer]

I see your fat woman (with the nice smile) and raise you this:



Search google for Jocelyn Wildenstein if you think it's a fake

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I raise you this:



Well i think it's a woman anyway.

[crptcblade]

"Take this quarter, go down town, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

Not the best movie in the world, but definitely not the worst.

[Lord Orwell]

it was one of his best. Classic.

[SurfDemon]

I agree, one of the best. It's one of my kids favourite movies (along with "Who's Harry Crumb").

[crptcblade]

It insists upon itself.

[wild_bill]

I've got to vote for "The Great Outdoors"

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

I've got to vote for "The Great Outdoors"

You would.

[Kasracer]

Sarah Jessica Parker = Foot Face

Seriously, think about it. Her face LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.

[Mark Gambo]

Sarah Jessica Parker = Foot Face

Seriously, think about it. Her face LOOKS LIKE A FOOT.

How about Horse Face

[mendhak]

Thanks for the link, it's very informational about the meaning of 'horse face'.

[Lord Orwell]

The only serious flaw "uncle buck" had was the fact it had mcaulley caukin (sic?) in it. But he didn't do too bad of a job either.

[at a meeting with the assistant principal, who's got a big unsightly growth on her face]
Anita: I'm Anita Hoargarth.
Buck Russell: [Staring at it] I'm Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck "Wart" Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head. They'll call me that. "Melanoma Head's coming." I'm s... uncle! Maisy Russell's uncle!

[SurfDemon]

How about Horse Face

mmm. When you said horse face, I instantly thought of...

But then i tend to think phonetically.....

[Mark Gambo]

Hehe

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lord Orwell]

who was that?

[mendhak]

The real Mayor of New York.

[Lord Orwell]

ah, of course. it's a doctored photo of a really ugly woman. Why didn't you say so.

[dbasnett]

don't forget whiney, crying, weeping voice Jodie Foster. i was rooting for hannibal lecter to eat her in silence of the lambs so i didn't have to hear that voice.

[Lord Orwell]

he did. Or didn't you notice her part was played by someone else in the 2nd one?

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Were but the gods so kind..

[Mark Gambo]

The real Mayor of New York.

Actually it was the Governor of the State of New York ;-)

[silentthread]

Sarah needs more beef. :-)
Just a little though.

Though, I must say that I'm a bit of a control freak, so a woman with such a westernize lifestyle is a bit unappetizing. Even though I live the in the western world and enjoy it's fruits, I like my conservative eastern chicks. The kind you find in a catalog. :-)

What ever happened to the happy homemaker moms?

[mendhak]

Actually it was the Governor of the State of New York ;-)

Whoop-dee-doo. We're saved!

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

Sarah needs more beef. :-)
Just a little though.

Though, I must say that I'm a bit of a control freak, so a woman with such a westernize lifestyle is a bit unappetizing. Even though I live the in the western world and enjoy it's fruits, I like my conservative eastern chicks. The kind you find in a catalog. :-)

What ever happened to the happy homemaker moms?

You don't date much, do you.

[vbNeo]

You don't date much, do you.

On the contrary, one of the most succesful dating website is "bride.ru". One'd assume the one with the highest chance of the relationship ending in marriage is the most succesful one, aight?

Second to that comes vbforums.com - everyone marries Mendhak, must be his charming good looks.

[MaximilianMayrhofer]

On the contrary, one of the most succesful dating website is "bride.ru". One'd assume the one with the highest chance of the relationship ending in marriage is the most succesful one, aight?

Second to that comes vbforums.com - everyone marries Mendhak, must be his charming good looks.

I'm not sure that qualifies as dating, per se. Shopping, maybe.