i have a little bronze Eygptian bloke on the top of mine, *looks on top to check he is still there*

"AAAGGGGGHHHHHHH, he has gone, some one has stolen him (or he has fallen off again), i stuck the bugger down with nearly a whole packet of blu tac"

"Where have you gone Eygptian Man ???"

Oh and i have Feather Mcgraw on top of my monitor perhaps he took him, and i have an old amibios chip as well