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  1. Apr 17th, 2001, 02:22 PM #1
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    A slight variation of the film quotes thread theme...post your favourite quote from anything!

    Is that your final answer?
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  2. Apr 17th, 2001, 02:41 PM #2
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    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
    Michael Caine, The Italian Job
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  3. Apr 17th, 2001, 02:43 PM #3
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    "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
    Michael Caine, The Italian Job.
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  4. Apr 17th, 2001, 02:47 PM #4
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    Oops.
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  6. Apr 17th, 2001, 03:00 PM #5
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    "What you looking at? You never seen a guy who slept with a fish before?"
    John Candy, Splash
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds
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  7. Apr 17th, 2001, 03:23 PM #6
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    Homer Simpson on Kent Brockman winning the lottery

    Homer: Yeah well money can't be you everything
    Marge: Ummm, Like what Homie
    Homer: A dinosaur

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  8. Apr 17th, 2001, 03:29 PM #7
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    Bud: God I hate that *****
    Hippy: Probably shouldn't have married her then, huh.
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    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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  9. Apr 17th, 2001, 07:19 PM #8
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    All extremely fine quotes.
    " I thought Christmas only came once a year"
    - James Bond whilst screwing a chick called Christmas (but I guess you already knew that)
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  11. Apr 17th, 2001, 07:36 PM #9
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    "The testing has worked out very positive"

    John Howard on dope testing of Ozzie Sports people.
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  12. Apr 17th, 2001, 07:44 PM #10
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    I can't remember the actual teams involved but didn't coleman (Sports commentator) announce:-

    "We won't spoil the match for you by telling you the final score, but as a taste of whats coming up lets take a peek at the winning goal by Arsenal"

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    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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  13. Apr 17th, 2001, 07:47 PM #11
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    I think the best of all-time sports quote has to be (about cricket)
    "The bowlers Holding...the batmans Willie"
    (maybe the other way round I can't remember)
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  14. Apr 17th, 2001, 07:48 PM #12
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    That was Brian Johnston, wasn't it?
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds
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  15. Apr 17th, 2001, 08:50 PM #13
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    "You do something i don't like I'll kill ya"
    "You do something i like i'll kill ya"
    "Come to think of it Nick, Your going to have to work bloody hard just to stay alive"
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  16. Apr 17th, 2001, 09:06 PM #14
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    "I ask god for light, he gave me sun"
    "I ask god for water, he gave me rain"
    "I ask god for a friend, he gave me you"
    "I ask why you?"
    "He said he want to get rid of you"
    I hate programming!
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  17. Apr 18th, 2001, 03:31 AM #15
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    "Here are some photos of me. I've laminated them, so they'll wipe clean"

    Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (and that's not an offer)
    Courgettes.
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  18. Apr 18th, 2001, 03:54 AM #16
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    Advert: "Uncle Moe's. It's good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good!!!"
    Homer: "Hmmm... Sounds good."
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  19. Apr 18th, 2001, 04:00 AM #17
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    " Look, I took the liberty of examining the parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there. "

    Parrot sketch, Monty Pythons Flying Circus
    That's Mr Mullet to you, you mulletless wonder.
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  20. Apr 18th, 2001, 04:09 AM #18
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    You aint seen me, RIGHT!

    Buteros Buteros Gallie. fff-ff-fff-ffff-ff-ff Chris Waddle.
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  21. Apr 18th, 2001, 05:18 AM #19
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    Pinky and the Brain Quote !!!

    Brain: "Pinky, are you thinking what i am thinking ?"
    Pinky: "Maybe Bwain, but my feet taste nicer with butter"


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  22. Apr 18th, 2001, 09:25 AM #20
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    Brain: Pinky, Are you thinking what i'm thinking?

    Pinky: Sure but if Fred Flinstone knew the ribs were gonna tip over his car why did he get them every week?
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  23. Apr 18th, 2001, 03:52 PM #21
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    Hehe.

    German: "... you started it!"
    Basil Faulty: "No I didn't, you did, you invaded Poland!!"
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