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[Jethro]

Now don't everyone vote for England, it will only depress them.

[Guv]

I voted for Pakistan, but India is a very close 2nd.

[Jethro]

Inida, Pakistan, and England are running neck and neck.

[Beacon]

hehe
Piss em off some more jethro!
Do they all whinge over there?(England)
or is it just when they come over here?

[Jethro]

They tend to whinge everywhere, at least the inbreds in the North. Question for English, are all people from Leeds mental challenged or is it just the ones that land here. Actually know a few people from London and Manchester who are okay.

Beacon

What about those Swans.....70 points over the Roos. Will probably come crashing down against the Bombers on Saturday Took a couple of seppos to the game, one really enjoy it the other one got totally plasted on beer by the end of the first quarter.

[Beacon]

Yeah bloody hell the swans are kicking butt.
Dunno bout the bombers though Carlton found a way to stop them. Quite smart as well.
If swans follow them! And they maybe without loyd!

Were the seppo's amazed at the fact we don't wear any sort of armour at all. We just hammer the **** out of 1 and other! Unlike there ***** little game! hehe

Wouldn't of been the one who got boubon instead of whisky that fell drunk?

[Jethro]

Naw LA Dave is getting good at downing the odd ale without falling over, even got a few calls of "grandmothers tooth" out of him. The other guy is from Sioux City and has only be in country for a week. Guess the beer and sunshine wasn't what he was used too.

[Beacon]

haha
Good to see your teaching the americans how to drink resposibly!

Shame that the Siouxiens can't seem to handle it.

If you wanna see pissed sports fans going ape at anything. Watch a Perth Glory match and look at the Hill!
A small pice of ground 30m by 40m (estimate) cramp 100+ ppl an give em load of beer!
Now they have there own chants etc. Soccer Australia had to remove the mic's from that end because of the violent language.
Go stand in the middle of that!

[cyberwarpy]

What's wrong with India? Why hate it?

I know I am not Indian, but I am an Australian with an Indian Background.... I've been there and all I could say is that it was literally robbed by Britian when they ruled India...

Indians themselves admit their country is out-of-hand and are moving to other countries... to basically take over the world (with its enormous population). Every year 110,000 Indians move to USA, 25,000 move to UK and a little less move to AUS (most of them IT pros). Imagine what would happen in 10 years time. There is no avoiding good old India.

Originally posted by Guv
I voted for Pakistan, but India is a very close 2nd.

[anoop007]

hmm..

so many people hate India !!!!!!!

Orginally posted by cyberwarpy:
I've been there and all I could say is that it was literally robbed by Britian when they ruled India...

that's a bit true.. but shouldn't ignore the good they
have done to us.. Britain did a lot of good to our
country.. English is one example!

[cyberwarpy]

Yes, in turn, Indians are using English to become IT pros, and then in turn to get hundreds of thousands of PR's in the US and then in turn: to vote for a Indian President of the United States !!!!!!!!!

Now, that would be funny

Originally posted by anoop007
hmm..

so many people hate India !!!!!!!



that's a bit true.. but shouldn't ignore the good they
have done to us.. Britain did a lot of good to our
country.. English is one example!

[anoop007]

hmm..

Countries which has\had as Head of State an Indian

India
Singapore
Fiji
Trinidad & Tobago
Suriname
Guyana
Mauritius

[anoop007]

.....and i think Seychelles too!

[cyberwarpy]

Hrmm....

What's next...? UK? USA? AUS? An interesting pattern in emerging...the more recent the country the more powerful the country is...

LOL

[cyberwarpy]

I think you forgot Malaysia. Anyway I heard Nelson Mandela is Half Indian Half African... True...? I wouldn't be suprised....

Originally posted by anoop007
hmm..

Countries which has\had as Head of State an Indian

India
Singapore
Fiji
Trinidad & Tobago
Suriname
Guyana
Mauritius

[anoop007]

don't think Mandela was half-indian.. but he was
inspired by Mahatma Ghandi!

[Paul Warren]

Why do Australians spend so much time whinging about the British ?

[lord_dude]

You cant hate india, coz after all, they did give us the currey. Just where would we be without chicken vinderloo or bombay potatoes?

[alex_read]

Brazil - for all murders & death rates
USA - for gunlaws & introducing violence to the rest of the world
Germany - 2 world wars & the world cup
Ireland - Jamie's from there so I just had to vote

The list is endless, I can't think of anything bad about Britain though, hmmm...

[Paul Warren]

scousers ?

[m0rph]

It's gotta be England. This place is a total dump!

[alex_read]

Apart from Stevenage!

[cyberwarpy]

There are over 600 official Indian languages, there are officially 50 different Indian cultures, officially over 5000 different traditional Indian dishes and officially over 20 different types of Indians spread throughout the world... Did you miss something? WTH are you going on about?

You don't sound like a Brit, you sound like a typical American!!

Originally posted by lord_dude
You cant hate india, coz after all, they did give us the currey. Just where would we be without chicken vinderloo or bombay potatoes?

[parksie]

Hey now, play nice

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Paul Warren
Why do Australians spend so much time whinging about the British ?

Jealously.














Or not.

[Good Dreams]

Portugal is a morale-castrating country for your knowledge. For my relief, I'm only half portuguese.

Joke:

G_d was making the world, it's rivers, the land, all the stuff, when a saint came by and asked him:

- Hey, what are You doing??? You are making this country, Portugal, too perfect: it has beautifull landscapes, great resources, good climate, lots of food, healthy to live, etc, etc..., why are you doing it so perfect???

And He answered:

- Well, you'll see the ****ing people I'll put there!

Of course, you may now say that instead of Portugal, it could be other country in the joke.

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Jethro
Now don't everyone vote for England, it will only depress them.

Contrary to your "prediction" it appears Pakistan are the run-away winners, with everyone's favourite - the US of A - running a distant second.

[chrisjk]

Had you bothered to read further than the first line you would know it was sarcasm

[Beacon]

quote:
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Originally posted by Paul Warren
Why do Australians spend so much time whinging about the British ?
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We don't whinge about the poms. We give them heaps of crap. Thanks for a prime example of a Pom whinging again.

Somehow I don't Australia will ever have an Indian PM. Because do be a politician you have to drink as hard or harder the the Legend himself Bob Hawke!
Except Johnny i got voted in while they were all pissed.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Paul Warren
Why do Australians spend so much time whinging about the British ?

Because ex-pat Brits arrive by the friggin boatload and then spend the rest of their time in Oz complaining about the weather, spiders, and Australians. Starting with the typical line. "Well back home..." (use a Yorkshire or Leeds accent in there). I mean give me a break, if the place is so terrible piss off back to Pomgolia.

One classic , reported on TV, was this couple from some industrial northern hell hole who were going home after a couple of weeks due to the weather. Oh my god it rained....gee that tends to happen in winter.

I am sure most of the English people on this site are completed different and would fit in well.

[parksie]

And most of us are normal people and just ignore the weather

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Jethro


Because ex-pat Brits arrive by the friggin boatload and then spend the rest of their time in Oz complaining about the weather, spiders, and Australians.

Well, you gotta admit Oz would be really nice without those three encumberances

SD

[SurfDemon]

He He He. I can't beleive Iceland is getting off so lightly. Have you all forgotten the Travisty that was Bjork!!!!

SD

[lord_dude]

Originally posted by cyberwarpy
There are over 600 official Indian languages, there are officially 50 different Indian cultures, officially over 5000 different traditional Indian dishes and officially over 20 different types of Indians spread throughout the world... Did you miss something? WTH are you going on about?

You don't sound like a Brit, you sound like a typical American!!

you say we winge and here you are having a massive go at me coz all i said is that india is good coz they gave us currey. They may have 5000 dishes or whatever there but there is a set of what are called indian dishes in austrier which are very popular here. I only know 1 indian person (and he lived in india a long time b4 moving here). This person's idea of tradition indian food is exactly what we would call currey. So i see nothing wrong with what i said. Maybe you need to lighten up a bit?

[Beacon]

My sister loved Bjork!!!
Freak.
Iceland got off easy coz some whinging brit said ozzies whinge!
Almost fell off my chair laughing. I used to live in a town who's population is almost 70% british. Moved a year ago. Obvious reasons!

Iceland! Well why the hell is it called iceland?
I hear Greenlands got more ice than iceland!
How's that surfdemon.

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Beacon
My sister loved Bjork!!!
Freak.
Iceland got off easy coz some whinging brit said ozzies whinge!
Almost fell off my chair laughing. I used to live in a town who's population is almost 70% british. Moved a year ago. Obvious reasons!

Iceland! Well why the hell is it called iceland?
I hear Greenlands got more ice than iceland!
How's that surfdemon.

Yeah, can't argue with that.

Maybe Greenland is the vickings idea of the biggest practical joke on earth. If it is, it's a pretty good laugh. We should rename other countries!

Scotland could be The Scottish Desert due to the lack of rain.

SD

[Beacon]

USA Could be "The Land of the Unarmed"
Australia = "Britain"
NewZealand = "Asia" Continent get it... OR "The land of No Sheep".
Italy = "Bald"
England = Australia
India = Antartica. no ppl!!

the list continues...........

[Paul Warren]

What you Aussies don't realise is that all the Brit's who go over there ARE the whingers. They're the ones who sit around every Winter saying "bloody miserable weather, government should do something about it, blah, blah, blah ... " so when they bugger off to the other side of the world we're actually pretty happy to see them go. The British who are left just get on with things. I can't blame you for having a pop at us but the ones over here in blighty are quite happy really, you've got the miserable ones. Unlucky.

Of course when I'm picking up my bus pass and on a pension I'll be straight over there to tell you how to run your country

[anoop007]

hey.. he was just trying to joke.. hb.. you misunderstood him!!

[Beacon]

Cheers anoop007!

Honeybee read SurfDemons reply above mine i think you might gather we were pulling the piss.

So in fact talking opposites. I.e India = Antartica. No People. Meaning India has lots of ppl.

Surfdemon

Scotland could be The Scottish Desert due to the lack of rain.

Comprehend??????