Best and Worst signature

**Microbasic** · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:08 PM

Why don't we start a contest of who has the best signature?

Everyone who participates must post here, and I'll judge on Sunday, April 22 sometime in the afternoon. I'm looking for the best and the worst signatures with little "awards" for the most colorful, taking the longest time, etc.

How about it? Want to give it a try?

The current results are:

Best signatures:
#1: Kedaman
#2: MicroBasic
#3: Parksie

Worst Signatures:
#1: Jethro
#2: zMerlinz
#3: pjb

Most Linked Signature: Fox
Most Colors: MicroBasic
Most Gradients: chrisJK
Took longest time to make: Kedaman
Simplest: jethro
Hardest to Comprehend: bloodeye

RACE ABORTED

denniswrenn · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:09 PM

I vote for mine for worst and best.

**Microbasic** · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:13 PM

OK Dennis.

Yours is certainly the worst heehee. (Or maybe not)

chenko · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:17 PM

Mines gone all funny since my IE likes to have "larger" fonts than normal

**Bloodeye** · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:18 PM

Ok...How does my avatar look?

Wait a minute you said signature......Oh what the hey my signature sucks too.

chenko · Apr 13th, 2001, 09:34 PM

Cool Avaitari! and yes... the signature sucks

**Fox** · Apr 13th, 2001, 10:22 PM

Mine just gives you important links

**chrisjk** · Apr 13th, 2001, 10:36 PM

I have turned signatures off because people have excessive ones that just lengthen the time it takes to load the page. So I can't seen anyones but i'm sure they're all lovely

**crptcblade** · Apr 13th, 2001, 10:46 PM

I've become quite partial to mine...Even though I took it off for a day or two, I brought it back because of the high demand

**Fox** · Apr 13th, 2001, 11:20 PM

chrisjk seems to have a slow connection

**parksie** · Apr 14th, 2001, 06:52 AM

I did have a really good one but it was huge so I took it off

(that ASCII pic of me!)

**chrisjk** · Apr 14th, 2001, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by Fox
chrisjk seems to have a slow connection

Well it is ISDN which ain't the greatest but i do get some real speed probs from this site (everything else seems ok) so i'll try whatever I can do to help it. If sigs weren't packed full of useless rubbish, countless smilies and 1/2 a page long, I might re-enable them.

**Kzin** · Apr 14th, 2001, 02:53 PM

Originally posted by Bloodeye
Ok...How does my avatar look?

Wait a minute you said signature......Oh what the hey my signature sucks too.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. "
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

I want to know why Einstein thought that the Illusion of Reality was persistent

Isn't it just the perception of persistence just part of the illusion?

**Bloodeye** · Apr 14th, 2001, 03:16 PM

Kzin -

(1) I think I need Einstein to figure out what it is you said.
(2) I don't deal with reality to well...Illusion is so much funner.
(3) What..?..(shrugs shoulders.....drifts back into own little world)

**PJB** · Apr 15th, 2001, 09:46 AM

**zmerlinz** · Apr 15th, 2001, 11:04 AM

here's mine, it isn't my best though

chenko · Apr 15th, 2001, 11:05 AM

ummmmm, Try this PJB

Might interest you

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.p...threadid=68028

**zmerlinz** · Apr 15th, 2001, 11:18 AM

Why si everyone obsessed with cheese at the minute, it isn't that special

billfaceuk · Apr 15th, 2001, 11:20 AM

I tried to put some ascii in my signiture but without the <pre> tag it just sucked. Oh well.

billfaceuk · Apr 15th, 2001, 03:55 PM

Please note I changed my signature and no longer does it suck. whats so good about parksies?

**parksie** · Apr 15th, 2001, 03:58 PM

I had a huge (and I mean huge) beast of an ASCII picture of me written using the word "parksie"...it was over 100K and took up more than a 1024x768 screen

**crptcblade** · Apr 15th, 2001, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by billfaceuk
whats so good about parksies?

the one he had was awesome, it was his face made out of words that were colored to look like his picture...awesome

**Fox** · Apr 15th, 2001, 04:10 PM

Code:

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**parksie** · Apr 15th, 2001, 04:11 PM

Back by popular demand...

**Fox** · Apr 15th, 2001, 04:51 PM

You made a program that goes thru each pixel, adding each time another letter form "parksie" in the certain color right? ; )

**parksie** · Apr 15th, 2001, 04:57 PM

Nope, I used someone else's program

(MosASCII)

Jethro · Apr 16th, 2001, 09:54 PM

I was thinking of nominating my own sig for worst. Teh decided it wasn't as bad as some of the things floating around in this cesspool.

Best - Don't know, don't care, am wondering why l answered this thread at all.

chenko · Apr 17th, 2001, 04:10 AM

I nominate my own

**kedaman** · Apr 17th, 2001, 04:29 AM

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. "

and the illusion is our reality

**Microbasic** · Apr 21st, 2001, 03:34 PM

ABORTED RACE

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