Blinking

[wossname]

Discuss.

[timeshifter]

I had an odd twitch in high school that looked suspiciously like a wink... I was advised to stop looking at pretty girls so much... didn't work too well. One of them sat across from me in art class...

[FunkyDexter]

Surely, if we're talking blinking here, then it has to be both eyes. One eye's a wink.

And how the hell is Mendhak supposed to vote in this poll?

No, I find the whole thing to be fundamentally flawed.

[Atheist]

I love blinking with my left eye.

[mendhak]

I can't blink without a proprietary HTML tag written on my forehead.

[timeshifter]

I blink with my third and fourth eyes. The first two don't do anything but look dumb.

[space_monkey]

Surely, if we're talking blinking here, then it has to be both eyes. One eye's a wink.

And how the hell is Mendhak supposed to vote in this poll?

No, I find the whole thing to be fundamentally flawed.

Well i think the distinction between a wink and a blink is more one of purposeful eye movement rather than number of eyes.

[BillGeek]

Right. It's more comfortable.

[mendhak]

Blinking just isn't the same if not accompanied by a scratching motion.

[wossname]

It is advisable to be in mid-blink when scratching commences, lest one suffers corneal abrasion.

[mendhak]

Yes but I was referring to the case of limbless individuals, in which case abrasions would be less of a concern than falling out of a chair.

[wossname]

I suppose you have a point. Nobody in such an unfortunate condition would want to actually see the floor rushing up to meet them anyway.

Why would a limbless person even need eyes at all?

[visualAd]

Discuss.

Stop posting pointless polls that don't make sense . The only people who can blink with a left eye are those without a right eye and vice versa.

[BillGeek]

The only people who can blink with a left eye are those without a right eye and vice versa.

Arghhh...