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    Love it's the purpose of life. (The Mahabaratah)

    Without it there is no reason to live, but we can still wait...

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    Love is when you want to be with somebody, regardless of their appearance, wealth, etc. It's also when two people care for each other so much they are willing to die for each other........ On top of all that, swollowing is there too

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    Originally posted by CiberTHuG
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    What Is Love?

    In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love? Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.

    Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

    Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.

    Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.

    Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.

    Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

    Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no.

    When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.

    When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared she won't love you anymore. But then you get surprised because not only does she
    still love you, she loves you even more.

    Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.

    When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

    Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they've know each other so well.

    Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is ok.

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon
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    WHAT???
    waht do want me to swallow?
    I've had enough with sainity!
    What's the use of it anyway?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    What Is Love?
    Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents for a minute and look around.
    Katie, please! I'm feeling sick enough as it is

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    Don't blame me...blame the kids! I just passed it on!

    Here's my contribution:
    Love is finding someone who not only puts up with me for 20 years but also seems to enjoy it!

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    Originally posted by Lemon Lime

    WHAT???
    waht do want me to swallow?
    Errrr.. just trust me on this one. Put it in the poll. I'm sure it'll get a lot of votes.

    Maybe Katie should explain it to you....

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    Originally posted by barrk

    Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
    hmmm....
    When someone loves you, the way she says your name is different. You know that your name is safe in her mouth.
    So nice!!
    Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they've know each other so well.
    I think this one is the best one. Think about divorced couples...

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    I have to agree with SurfDemon on this one....seems to be high on everyone's list.....

    Look at the smiley and think about swallowing as opposed to spitting it out....does that explain it to you?

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    It looks like it's shocked...obviously not enough practice!
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    When my Inflatable Ingrids eyes where that white it usually meant she was full and needed emptying out

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    EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    She must have smelled wonderful

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    Originally posted by barrk
    I have to agree with SurfDemon on this one....seems to be high on everyone's list.....

    Look at the smiley and think about swallowing as opposed to spitting it out....does that explain it to you?
    what do u meen when u say SWALLOW?
    Is it not to talk about things?
    i dont think so...
    I've had enough with sainity!
    What's the use of it anyway?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
    She must have smelled wonderful
    That was nothing, you should have seen the mess when she burst!

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    Originally posted by Lemon Lime


    what do u meen when u say SWALLOW?
    Is it not to talk about things?
    i dont think so...
    Are you gonna make me say this?

    Oi..

    Ok, the girl is sucking the guys *****, and he has an orgasm, and "cums" in her mouth... what does she do? she either spits or she swollows.....



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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    Are you gonna make me say this?
    Dennis, you are truely a prince amongst men. I am not worthy to share the samee forum as you.

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    Holy ****!! That's love?

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    Although Ingrid might have got into dealings with the mafia...she was last seen tied 30m below the surface in Stoney Cove quarry
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by Goodreams
    Holy ****!! That's love?
    Depends on who you are...
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
    -- Linus Torvalds

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    Goodreams lacks experience...

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    Originally posted by parksie
    Although Ingrid might have got into dealings with the mafia...she was last seen tied 30m below the surface in Stoney Cove quarry
    Ah yes she was always ready to go down.......

    I hope they treat her like any other sea grave... after all she is full of dead seamen...

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    I'm a guy, but still it's disgusting!

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    Are you gonna make me say this?

    Oi..

    Ok, the girl is sucking the guys *****, and he has an orgasm, and "cums" in her mouth... what does she do? she either spits or she swollows.....


    PLASE SPARE ME...
    I want no more answers about S * E * X

    ok?
    i dont think that love is sex...
    no does! ("make love" is wrong phrase)
    I've had enough with sainity!
    What's the use of it anyway?

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    There is a huge difference between having sex and making love!

    But believe me making love is not a wrong phrase!

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    Originally posted by Lemon Lime

    PLASE SPARE ME...
    I want no more answers about S * E * X
    Well, she wouldn't do it unless she loved him would she? Therefore it becomes the ultimate expression of love.

    In the same way that we show a woman we love her by not wiping ourselves clean on the curtain after sex. Well, not more than once I can tell you!!

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    Love and sex are always connected: it's human, we can't just put them apart. It's only a question of proportions...

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    I don't know which one is the server and the client though

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    Originally posted by SurfDemon


    Well, she wouldn't do it unless she loved him would she? Therefore it becomes the ultimate expression of love.
    YE, RIGHT!!!

    I LOVE YOU!!! LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK AND THEN SWALLOW IT!!!
    IM not so sure about this...
    i didn't ment to this love!
    Without Sex we might not exist...
    BUT BEFORE SEX there must be love (unless your parents are cows)
    Last edited by Lemon Lime; Apr 12th, 2001 at 12:35 PM.
    I've had enough with sainity!
    What's the use of it anyway?

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    Originally posted by Lemon Lime

    I LOVE YOU!!! LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK AND SWALLOW IT

    Hehehehe, sounds about right

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    Originally posted by Lemon Lime

    IM not so sure about this...
    i didn't ment to this love!
    Without Sex we might not exist...
    BUT BEFORE SEX there must be love (unless your parents are cows)
    Calm down
    Being in the internet for two years thought me that are worse things than this...

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    Originally posted by Goodreams
    Being in the internet for two years thought me that are worse things than this...
    Too right...some things are useful, some are fun ...and some are just plain disturbing
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Too right...some things are useful, some are fun ...and some are just plain disturbing
    and those things are you...


    useful: you
    fun: you
    disturbing: you



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    and just what are you "using" parksie for dennis?

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    parksie disturbing? I'll wait and see...

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    Ehhh, uhh... I have to go now *Dennis runs*

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    Originally posted by Goodreams
    parksie disturbing? I'll wait and see...
    All is forgiven since you've not been here long
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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    Exclamation

    LISTEN UP!!!
    enough with sextalking
    no1 cares about it!
    i meant LOVE!!!

    yes, sex is important, BUT i want answers ONLY about love, OK?

    for you guys that want to speak about sex, just do it somewhere else, ok?

    i got the idea, and i think i would add SEX in one of the categories of the poll, ok?
    I've had enough with sainity!
    What's the use of it anyway?

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