Wish I had a cat

[oceanebelle]

To cuddle and pinch and play with.

[kregg]

The real reason you want a cat is to just pinch it, isn't it?

[oceanebelle]

The real reason you want a cat is to just pinch it, isn't it?

well sometimes, other times I just torture my cat.

[kregg]

Well fortunately, you're not the worst:

[oceanebelle]

LOLz

that's just cute. I miss my cats already.

[zaza]

I love cats, particularly in stews.

[abhijit]

I took a lot of pictures of cats.

[oceanebelle]

I took a lot of pictures of cats.

I took a lot of pictures of rice. LOLz

[abhijit]

I took a lot of pictures of rice. LOLz

Those rice pics are making me hungry.

[grilkip]

I took a lot of pictures of cats.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/abhi_he...7602501104173/

That one deserves a good caption.

[abhijit]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/abhi_he...7602501104173/

That one deserves a good caption.

his name's bandit. he is fond of raiding bins. go ahead and send me your captions.

[bgmacaw]

Kitten vs. Terrier


Kitten wins, eats Terrier

[wossname]

Pets are a waste of time.

[mendhak]

his name's bandit. he is fond of raiding bins. go ahead and send me your captions.

Disapproval.

[kregg]

The real disapproving cat.

[capsulecorpjx]

To cuddle and pinch and play with.

Is "cat" a double entendre for something else?

[mendhak]

[mendhak]

Is "cat" a double entendre for something else?

A woman went into a bar and said to the bartender, "Hi, I'd like a double entendre please."

So he gave her one.

[abhijit]

A woman went into a bar and said to the bartender, "Hi, I'd like a double entendre please."

So he gave her one.

I don't get it. I must be getting old

[kregg]

Possibly the lamest lolcat ever done.

[oceanebelle]

Is "cat" a double entendre for something else?

"cat" is just a cat because I have no cat and I miss having a cat, not a double entendre for a frog nor is it Something Else

Since I was 6 till age 23, I have always had at least 1 cat.

[hairball]

can it be a cat swallowed by a frog?

[grilkip]

[abhijit]

grilkip that was funny.

[TheBigB]

....

[kregg]

That cat just does not work on many levels...

Except grikips...

[FlamingFox]

I wanna cat!

[oceanebelle]

LOLzcat!!!

[dea412]

I have one, I like it, never torture it

[BodwadUK]

I wish I could have a cat but I live in a second floor flat. I would have liked the company

[abhijit]

I wish I could have a cat but I live in a second floor flat. I would have liked the company

cat's don't mind if your land-lord doesn't.

[TheBigB]

[BodwadUK]

cat's don't mind if your land-lord doesn't.

But then it would never be able to go out and thats just cruel

[kregg]

[zaza]

But then it would never be able to go out and thats just cruel

Cats always land on their feet, even from the second floor.


And if they don't, they have nine lives.


These urban myths come from somewhere, right?

[homer13j]

But then it would never be able to go out and thats just cruel

I don't know about that. My cat is 16 years old and is terrified of leaving the house. I won't make her do it if she doesn't want to.

The closest she gets to leaving is the ledge outside the window - I have a photo from an old apartment of her perched nine floors above the street - I'll see if I can dig it up...

[Shaggy Hiker]

Actually, if you lived on the third floor you'd be better off. A study showed that cats take a certain amount of time to turn so that they are feet first, at which point they then relax their body, spread out, and parachute to some extent. In that stance, their terminal velocity is too low to be...well....terminal. However, if they haven't attained the parachute stance before they hit the ground, they could be injured by the fall. Thus there is a range of heights where they are too low to be injured, a range in which they may well be injured because they are not able to adjust in time, and above that, they can fall any distance and should not be badly injured by the fall.

Who conducted that study, and how, are both questions for which I do not even want to know the answer.

[oceanebelle]

A cat can survive a 1 story fall as against a 1 foot fall.

[BodwadUK]

I dont intend to lob it out the window though. I might be reported for animal cruelty if every morning a cat flew out my window and landed on a passerby