Your toothbrush?

[mendhak]

My toothbrush is blue. Also, it is suffering from baldness and is losing bristles. Sometimes I use my toothbrush to clean my tonsils, but that makes me gag and I see lots of bile come out in the morning.

Toothbrushes are great for another reason: If you have two, they double up as chopsticks. I don't have two, so I use it to stab food and pick it up.

[oceanebelle]

My toothbrush is blue, it's renewed every other month. It'd be lucky if it lasted more than one month actually.

[mendhak]

One month? Why, that isn't a toothbrush at all, then. That's a n00bbrush!

[oceanebelle]

One month? Why, that isn't a toothbrush at all, then. That's a n00bbrush!

well instead of skeletons, I find that I am more at peace if I have a horde of toothbrushes in my closet. However, I do wear my skeletons for the world to see.

[hairball]

I like my new pink toothbrush. It is same as my old pink one.

[Foxer]

Toothbrushes are over-rated.

[BodwadUK]

I know they say change it every month but I dont know many people who do.

[mendhak]

I know they say change it every month but I dont know many people who do.

It's a conspiracy by the industry to sell you more toothbrushes.

[zaza]

Tooooooooothguaaarrrrrddddddd!!!

[mendhak]

zaza's favorite time is 2:30.

[zaza]

mendhak is practising puns with racial intent, in preparation for his impending visit to Asia.

[mendhak]

It will be a whirlwind tour which may turn into a tsunami. HA!

[zaza]

A tidal wave of toxic puns, I am certain.

[homer13j]

Fact: the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

[wossname]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don't_Forget_Your_Toothbrush

I used to watch that show so I could appear less nerdy to my peers at high school. Some days I even managed not to lose my dinner money.

[abhijit]

The bristle toothbrush, similar to the type used today, was not invented until 1498 in China.

[Shaggy Hiker]

Fact: the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

Good one

[zaza]

Fact: the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

Except Iowa, where it would have been called the teethscrubber.

[mendhak]

And except Moscow, where it'd be called a salary.

[hairball]

Fact: Oceanebelle brushes her teeth for hours.

[oceanebelle]

Fact: Oceanebelle brushes her teeth for hours.

Oh oh, I have now recently been fond of dental floss. roflmao I only do so during the night though, makes the teeth really nice prior to the toothbrush.

I still need to go visit a dentist though.

[hairball]

So you mean, you just discovered dental floss recently?!

[oceanebelle]

Whenever I floss before I use threads used for sewing. But now I've discovered F-type dental floss. and now it's easier to floss

[hairball]

Have you discovered dental floss with toothpicks?

[mendhak]

Toothpicks are chopsticks for tinese people.

[FlamingFox]

Toothbrushes pwn - mine is black with white err... brushers.

[mendhak]

How did you get a black toothbrush? I've never been able to find one.

Toothbrush colors are very important, they reflect a facet of one's personality. I've always wanted a black one, but could never find any. Always having to settle for blue.

[grilkip]

I want a kaki one for the full colonial theme.

[hairball]

I want a kaki one for the full colonial theme.

Here grilkip.... have my PINK toothbrush instead.

[mendhak]

That's a definite euphemism even though I've never seen one before.

[FlamingFox]

How did you get a black toothbrush? I've never been able to find one.

Toothbrush colors are very important, they reflect a facet of one's personality. I've always wanted a black one, but could never find any. Always having to settle for blue.

Lol thats my wow lvl70 horde character

[kregg]

Your character is a toothbrush?

[mendhak]

His task is to prevent WoW bosses from using swear words.

[kregg]

His task is to prevent WoW bosses from using swear words.

No $#@£!

[Shaggy Hiker]

No $#@£!

Wow, from the penultimate character in that quote, I realize that you can swear with an accent. I can't get that symbol no matter how hard I pound my keyboard.

[Jamiex]

My Toothbrush just died.

R.I.P Faithful Toothbrush

I shall avenge your death

[kregg]

Wow, from the penultimate character in that quote, I realize that you can swear with an accent. I can't get that symbol no matter how hard I pound my keyboard.

Is that a joke?

[oceanebelle]

Is that a yoke?

[capsulecorpjx]

My toothbrush is blue. Also, it is suffering from baldness and is losing bristles. Sometimes I use my toothbrush to clean my tonsils, but that makes me gag and I see lots of bile come out in the morning.

Toothbrushes are great for another reason: If you have two, they double up as chopsticks. I don't have two, so I use it to stab food and pick it up.

You're naaaaaaaasty.

[Schatzy]

Toothbrushes are over-rated.