wossname's life - 100% walkthru

[zaza]

Here's what you do:

Move the thumbsticks and press the buttons in the right order.
Drink some beer.

Just keep doing that until you die.

[kregg]

Thanks zaza! I'll try that tonight!

P.S. Reps given

[wossname]

Here's what you do:

Move the thumbsticks and press the buttons in the right order.
Drink some beer.

Just keep doing that until you die.

My disc is scratched

[kregg]

My disc is scratched

I'm sure there will be ISO Torrents on google for the wossname game. You have to look really hard.

[dclamp]

can i get it for sega?

[kregg]

You could do, but I'm guessing the port would come out terrible.

[dclamp]

Is this game based on the dvd?

[techgnome]

Will I need the dclamp.NET SDK to run it? I hope not, a 90k d/l seems quite excessive for a 90G game...

-tg

[zaza]

I don't believe any plug-ins or addons from dclamp.Net have ever been required in Wossname's Life. If any have ever been available, then I do not wish to hear about them.


I don't think it is even legal yet to download the dclamp.Net development kit, for either software or hardware.

[Hack]

I don't think it is even legal yet to download the dclamp.Net development kit, for either software or hardware.

Since when did that ever stop anyone?

[kregg]

Found the dclamp.net development kit

[oceanebelle]

I think now is the best time to invest on some graphics card... or not.

[TheBigB]

Here's what you do:

Move the thumbsticks and press the buttons in the right order.
Drink some beer.

Just keep doing that until you die.

you forgot the part where the lazy pinguin called tuxedo or something comes in

[kregg]

it's TUX, FOOL!

(Ahem), isn't it time for a change in avatar, BigB?

[hairball]

now play the pc version of the game.

[kregg]

Wow! I got 65 metres before he crashed.

I love that game! Thanks hairball!

[abhijit]

now play the pc version of the game.

I made him walk 40 meters. Yaay

[techgnome]

A B A B Up Down Up Down Left Right Left Right

[TheBigB]

What console are you playing on?

[kregg]

Fine...

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How about stop being a n00b and talking in english plz kthxbai!

[techgnome]

It's the PC version.... I thought that was the universal code for unlocking the god mode.... oh.... wait this is woss's life.... there is no god mode.... only the god complex.... nvrmnd.

-tg

[kregg]

I guess the god implementation went badly then...

[TheBigB]

what do you get with the ammo cheat?

beer?

[dclamp]

how come on the first level i start out in some hooker motel?

[zaza]

That's where you always start.

[wossname]

Oh my, yes.

[kregg]

_zzzzz

[TheBigB]

is that a cheat?
what does it do?

[wossname]

It causes women to grimace at you.

[kregg]

No the cheat is to go to the bar, and ask for free beer.

If you have got it right, you should have one on a mat that has the number 42.

[wossname]

Please don't use the number 42 in vain. It upsets Kevin.

[kregg]

Oh yeah, Kevin is the one who gives you the free beer.

[wossname]

You should feel fortunate. Governments all around the world spend a lot of money trying to promote public libraries to people like yourself.

[kregg]

Oh, isn't it one of those places where you get jumpers and stuff?

[dclamp]

gah!!! stupid game. i got kicked out of the hooker hotel and i am trying to beat of this black cat that is trying to eat me. I keep dieing and i am running out of prostitute money. cheats plz

[zaza]

You will need to beat off the cat on a daily basis, so you should get practicing.

[kregg]

Don't forget to beat the hookers up if you still want prostitute money.

[dclamp]

gah! i went to go see the free clinic, and i found out i now have an STD. any cheats to remove them?

[kregg]

gah! i went to go see the free clinic, and i found out i now have an STD. any cheats to remove them?

There is no cheats except become the Prime Minister and increase funding towards the NHS.

[wossname]

gah! i went to go see the free clinic, and i found out i now have an STD. any cheats to remove them?

You need to collect 5 empty grand sould gems, 4 nightshade flowers, the blood of an Argonian and 6 cloves of garlic.