for i haved sinned..

**Jeff_1** · Apr 7th, 2001, 02:33 AM

i was once a proud member of "the cult of the rusty spoon"..i met a girl last week "the other members of vb-world are in shock!" and we did all of those things that your mother told you not to do when you were a little child....

But now i am ashamed...i am not worthy of being a member of the rusty spoon...puuuuuuuleassssssse take me back...

hehehehehehe

denniswrenn · Apr 7th, 2001, 06:57 AM

OH MY GOD!! you met a girl? I didn't think it was possible...... You must have given her at least half your bottle of JD....

**alex_read** · Apr 7th, 2001, 12:52 PM

I'm puzzled now

and we did all of those things that your mother told you not to do when you were a little child....

You ate worms, splashed in puddles, ran down the stairs, what is it

PS - I'm sure the cult will take you back as they don't mind people having imaginary friends

**Jeff_1** · Apr 7th, 2001, 02:41 PM

I see the level of humor here has not declined one bit

denniswrenn · Apr 7th, 2001, 02:49 PM

And the level of intelligence hasn't increased either

chenko · Apr 8th, 2001, 12:46 PM

And the level of smut hasnt risen yet

**parksie** · Apr 8th, 2001, 01:17 PM

We're working on that

**SurfDemon** · Apr 8th, 2001, 01:29 PM

Okay, leave it to the SurfDemon to drag the conversation down into the gutter.

Anyone under 18 had better stop reading at this point.

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A young lad walks into a bar and says to the bar tender "A shot of Whisky please.". The bartender serves him, he downs it in one go.

"Another please", he gets the whiskey, he shoots it down.

"And again", he gets it, he shoots it down.

The bartender is curious by now. "Excuse me", he says to the lad, "but you seem to be celebrating. Do you mind if I ask what it is?"

"My first blow-job", replies the lad.

"Why congratulations lad. Here have another drink, on the house."

The lad takes the whiskey and downs it.

"Would you like another?", enquires thebarman.

"No thanks, if 4 whiskey's won't get rid of the taste of c*m, I don't think a fifth is going to make any difference."

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Okay, everyone under 18 can start reading again.

SD

**kedaman** · Apr 8th, 2001, 01:43 PM

hehe

Jethro · Apr 9th, 2001, 11:39 PM

Did you chaff your lips blowing her up, and did you get the kneeling version.

Arbiter could supply you with the address of the blowup sheep store in England if your interested.

And no we will defiantly not take back smutty dirty disgusting perverts who have sex with blowup dolls that have panasonic painted on their sides.

**Arbiter** · Apr 10th, 2001, 07:53 AM

Supply you with the address?

Hell, I own the company!!!

Just make out your cheques to the 'Arse ticklers ******s fan club' for £50 and one deluxe, self inflating cloven hooved girlfriend will be winging its way to you....

**parksie** · Apr 10th, 2001, 07:56 AM

Arse ticklers ******s fan club

Class film, mate

**zmerlinz** · Apr 10th, 2001, 08:26 AM

Thats a film ?? what is it called ??

**Arbiter** · Apr 10th, 2001, 08:39 AM

Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels.

**zmerlinz** · Apr 10th, 2001, 08:45 AM

ah now know it, it is there money making idea about saying that they have the best thing in the world guranteed to please you, then they would send cheques for the product and the customer would recieve a letter saying sorry that the product is out of stock and return their cheques with Arse ticklers ******s fan club on it and they wouldn't cash the cheque

brilliant film

Jethro · Apr 10th, 2001, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by Arbiter
Supply you with the address?

Hell, I own the company!!!

Just make out your cheques to the 'Arse ticklers ******s fan club' for £50 and one deluxe, self inflating cloven hooved girlfriend will be winging its way to you....

...lol....hmmmm that would only be about $3,568.52 AUD.

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