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    10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I can't stand it when people make all their links point to Wikipedia instead of a more appropriate site. It defeats the purpose of the web.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I follow all of that. Why do I not have a feminine counterpart?

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    What a load of bull. I am a programmer, I get paid to program. I follow exactly 0 of those things, and I tend to be disgusted by those who do. Do you really want to improve your sex life? Better question: do you want a sex life to improve? Get a real life. I play guitar and I'm a social person. People like that. Scary as it may seem, I do have real live friends that I see in person, not just webcams (which I don't even use) or inernet pictures (which I rarely even look at).

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I am a programmer, i get nookie, and i follow pretty much none of those rules.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    The rules are not meant to be taken seriously. You should, in fact, do quite teh opposite of the things listed.
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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    One way, quit programming.
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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Real programmers don't need a sex life.
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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I have sex with my computer.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Keep it to yourself next time. That's just wrong.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Its funny because that would've been written by a 12 year old.. proof read by their 16 year old sibling, and slapped on the internet for cheap laughs.

    I loved it.. I know a fair few programmers.. and theres probably only one of them that follows one of those things. The rest are the complete opposite.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Well i ain't a programmer atleast not yet it is so sad to meet someone over the internet. My friends all use myspace i am like the only kid at school who doesn't have a profile :P

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    I was disappointed in skimming it.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I use MySpace.. but I only have people I know in real life on there.. maybe one or two inter-state gamers, thats about it.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Yea it is useful sometimes i know my mate aspires to do something with music and DJ'ing so he has all the top DJ'ers added to his profile.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    I don't have my Space,

    I have my room however, and I sleep in there. better than socializing

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    People would be better off if they wrote more code.
    I don't live here any more.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    If it were written by a real programmer the list would be 0-based :-)

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    If you want to improve your sex life, stay single.

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    Re: 10 Ways a Programmer Can Improve His or Her Sex Life

    Depress us some more Hack.
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