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    Thanks Simon!!!!!!!!!! *smooch*!!!!

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    Originally posted by denniswrenn


    What happened to the other one?
    You're the other nut Dennis

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    A pair of nuts, hehe, I hate to think what that makes you Katie

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    Hey Dennis.........what exactly were you going to put under your bed? I made the mistake of trying to clean out from under Ian's bed ONCE.....huge mistake....found all kinds of "interesting" items

    boys...geesh!

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    Originally posted by chenko
    A pair of nuts, hehe, I hate to think what that makes you Katie
    Hehehe

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Hey Dennis.........what exactly were you going to put under your bed? I made the mistake of trying to clean out from under Ian's bed ONCE.....huge mistake....found all kinds of "interesting" items

    boys...geesh!
    I don't put things under my bed...I use intelligence and keep them elsewhere
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    Originally posted by barrk
    Thanks Simon!!!!!!!!!! *smooch*!!!!
    ummmmmmm gotta do this more often........any takers........ NO DENNIS! DOWN!!!

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    Originally posted by parksie
    I don't put things under my bed...I use intelligence and keep them elsewhere
    Probaly in your bed hey?

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    It was on an episode of Get Smart.(about a spy... it's a comedy).. Maxwell(the main character, Maxwell Smart), was after a black crow figurine, it had lots of jewels and stuff.. The Kaos agents were trying to hide it from Control(where Maxwell works), and one of the agents told his superior that it was missing, and the superior asks: "Where did you have it last?" The guy responded: "I put it under my pillow" his superior said: "Your pillow?" and the guy responded: "Yes, I was going put it under my bed, but I sleep on the floor".

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    I was just shocked because I thought he was still a little boy at the time.....I wasn't prepared for him to grow up so fast! Tom thought it was funny....he seemed to know that Ian was grown...I missed it somehow

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    Us men notice these things
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    Did you watch the Get Smart marathon last weekend?

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Did you watch the Get Smart marathon last weekend?
    Yes

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    Never heard of it

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Hey Dennis.........what exactly were you going to put under your bed? I made the mistake of trying to clean out from under Ian's bed ONCE.....huge mistake....found all kinds of "interesting" items

    boys...geesh!

    What kind of "interesting" things? The only interesting things I have under my bed are firecrackers.. Umm.. some... that's about it.... there's one other thing(no not porn ), but... my avatar says it all

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    I caught some of it on Sunday. Funny, funny stuff!!!!!!!

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    Hehe fair enough...so do you really? Interesting prospect when 14-year-olds have easy access
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    Huh? I told you, I don't have porn magazines under my bed

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    I was referring to your avatar
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    Playboys and bottle of lubrication of some sort! I'd be really upset if I found that under my kid's beds Dennis....I'd rather find a girl in their beds.........come to think of it...so would they

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    I'd rather find a girl in my bed too

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    Playboy?!?!? Sooooo predictable

    They could at least have "branched out" into other names.
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    He was only 15 at the time.....I don't know how he got either item.

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    Well, for the mag he probably did what I did when I was 15 -- walked into a shop and bought it
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    There are age restrictions here....... >=18

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    Here as well, it's just nobody cares
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    Originally posted by denniswrenn
    I'd rather find a girl in my bed too
    And what else do you find in there then!!!

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    Find in the bed, or the girl? If you're talking about option #2, then I must say.... you're sick!!!

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    Well, it depends where she's been *smirk*
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    Barrk i am on a search for a naked tinker bell as soon as i get i will make sure to get it to you. Maybe that french tinkerbell has her pic on the net. hehehe

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    Originally posted by barrk
    Hey Dennis.........what exactly were you going to put under your bed? I made the mistake of trying to clean out from under Ian's bed ONCE.....huge mistake....found all kinds of "interesting" items

    boys...geesh!
    I was just about to whinge about slagging me off when I'm not around, but then remembered you have a son called the same great name


    GOOD EVENING ALL
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Originally posted by Ianpbaker
    slagging me off when I'm not around,
    I would like to know how to do that, because, as far as I know, it's impossible.....

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    comming to the end of a very busy day with a large glass of southern comfort
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Hi Ian!!!!

    A naked Tinkerbell might raise the ire of the less than open minded on this forum....would be funny though!

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    nobody wants to speak to me

    (ian starts sobbing,walks to the nearest corner and starts bouncing a ball against it whilst slowly rocking back and forth)
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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    Geesh! Don't cry *hug* I'll talk to you....

    How was your day at Microsoft?

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    Poor Ian...stop playing with your ball
    Now come and talk to us...
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    good evening katie

    managed to find Bills vault and beeing that I used to work for Banks are us, had no problems cracking it. I'm now sitting on a deck chair in the bahamas, sipping a cocktail whilst getting massaged by a beauty in a grass skirt
    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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