All women are eeeeeeevil

[Valleysboy1978]

Not Evil.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil!

[oceanebelle]

:meh:

[Lord Orwell]

That's funny! That's what bank books and bank statements are for.

she works with money at work all day. No problem. but her own account... Some relatives have insinuated she does it on purpose.

[oceanebelle]

she works with money at work all day. No problem. but her own account... Some relatives have insinuated she does it on purpose.

well if it is her money then let her do what she wants to do with it.

[Lord Orwell]

ah but it's not her money. we are married. guess who's credit takes a hit every time a bill goes bad? both of ours.

[oceanebelle]

aaaah...

[Valleysboy1978]

that's eeeeevil

[Valleysboy1978]

What IS it with women and not saying what they mean!?!
"No it's fine, you go and watch the match I'll have read a book or something"
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Now I KNOW that is a statement that is actually saying "You are putting the match ahead of me? I hate you!"

but it's my national team playing our national sport and I've got tickets to see them!!!
Damn you woman!

[Lord Orwell]

you are reading too much into it. My ex loves to read.

[oceanebelle]

What IS it with women and not saying what they mean!?!
"No it's fine, you go and watch the match I'll have read a book or something"
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.
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Now I KNOW that is a statement that is actually saying "You are putting the match ahead of me? I hate you!"

but it's my national team playing our national sport and I've got tickets to see them!!!
Damn you woman!

Bring her along.

[oceanebelle]

you are reading too much into it. My ex loves to read.

you have way too many girls.

[Lord Orwell]

no. I just have one who is bipolar.

[Valleysboy1978]

Bring her along.

If I do that she'll sit there not understanding why everyone is shouting. And besides, why would I take her along when I can take my mate and then we can get drunk!!!

[Lord Orwell]

update: We've been separated for a month and i just found out yesterday she's been getting pipe laid by someone else for the last year in addition to me. When i confronted her about it, i was the one who lost out. I am not in love with her any more or her with me but i wanted to still be friends. I was just majorly peeved because i had not only asked her about it 4 or 5 times in the last year, but named his name in the question and she lied. Then she lords over me something i lied to her about 3 years ago while continually lying to me and sneaking around for an entire year. So i confront her and she tells me she doesnt know why she did it and she's breaking off the friendship with both of us. Well i discovered THAT was a lie too and i am the one getting cut off. Well now she's changed her mind again on that(i think- it's really hard to tell sometimes). But i am seriously over it now. I just went on a date with a cute coworker today to see the worst move ever made (nearly): The new Halloween movie. And even though she brought along her best friend (they do everything together, and i do mean EVERYTHING (or do i?))it was a pretty swell time and we had a blast. Oh and people behind us in the theater were "making out" through the entire movie, but i didn't notice I was too busy paying attention to my date

By the way you can tell you've been programming too long if you use nested commas in your converstations.

[oceanebelle]

Ah I see, I do agree, too bad, hope it works out, in this new one.

[Lord Orwell]

me too. I just am wondering if there is something wrong with me: If i am attracted to nutjobs. If so makes me worried about new one.

[Lord Orwell]

yep she's nuts too

[mendhak]

me too. I just am wondering if there is something wrong with me: If i am attracted to nutjobs. If so makes me worried about new one.

Well, since you ask...

Your complaisance combined with feelings of lowered self-esteem combine to make this person a symbol for you, to which you have therefore pinned all your hopes upon. Which further prevents you from admitting the flaws in this person's character as you are still clinging to the hope of things improving over time. Which won't happen. You know what I'm talking about, happens to everyone.

[tommygrayson]

Well, since you ask...

Your complaisance combined with feelings of lowered self-esteem combine to make this person a symbol for you, to which you have therefore pinned all your hopes upon. Which further prevents you from admitting the flaws in this person's character as you are still clinging to the hope of things improving over time. Which won't happen. You know what I'm talking about, happens to everyone.

Yes like he said. Have as many lasses to your heart's content.

Women don't mind if they don't know about it.

Or was it?

[oceanebelle]

Who says so???

[tommygrayson]

Who says so???

Sez me. C'mon. Women do that also. Just read the posts above and you'll find one example.

<Ducks behind desk>

[grilkip]

Yes like he said. Have as many lasses to your heart's content.

Women don't mind if they don't know about it.

Or was it?

Exactamundo, if you want to do some serious cheating, become a sailor (not navy). I've seen that mechanism at work and it works splendidly.

Your caring wife and your 3 little ones (including your kid in the wheelchair) will never know you shagged potential supermodels for a few bucks overseas.

Here's the beauty: you won't feel guilty because you are sure they can't find out. It really works that way.

You'll freak out if you spot an adams appel when it's too late though.

[Lord Orwell]

Well, since you ask...

Your complaisance combined with feelings of lowered self-esteem combine to make this person a symbol for you, to which you have therefore pinned all your hopes upon. Which further prevents you from admitting the flaws in this person's character as you are still clinging to the hope of things improving over time. Which won't happen. You know what I'm talking about, happens to everyone.

Yes, Sigmund Frog. I believe it is true. That's why i was easing into the dating. Girl #1 already off the shelf. Her BOYFRIEND found out we went out and gave her hell. Oops. I didn't know anything about it. So so much for her for a while. but now i found out she's also dating another coworker as well, and this one's a GIRL!!!! I am starting to wonder exactly what she meant when she said her and whitney do everything together. Then i had some bimbo (huge chested blond) try to sell me cologne at work yesterday and after putting me through hell for nearly 10 minutes, she asked for my phone #. I was so put off i refused and lied and said i was taken.

I am glad i have everyone's approval to act like a sailor because i in fact was in the Navy for 3 years and didn't act that way then. Unfortunately the nut-job i had living with me did and she caused me a lot of hell. This girl was certifiable. I found out she started to date me because i looked like her sister.

But i am being careful to actually try and get a date with someone that i won't end up having to pay hell over later. Don't know how it's working out yet.

[oceanebelle]

Yes, Sigmund Frog. I believe it is true. That's why i was easing into the dating. Girl #1 already off the shelf. Her BOYFRIEND found out we went out and gave her hell. Oops. I didn't know anything about it. So so much for her for a while. but now i found out she's also dating another coworker as well, and this one's a GIRL!!!! I am starting to wonder exactly what she meant when she said her and whitney do everything together. Then i had some bimbo (huge chested blond) try to sell me cologne at work yesterday and after putting me through hell for nearly 10 minutes, she asked for my phone #. I was so put off i refused and lied and said i was taken.

I am glad i have everyone's approval to act like a sailor because i in fact was in the Navy for 3 years and didn't act that way then. Unfortunately the nut-job i had living with me did and she caused me a lot of hell. This girl was certifiable. I found out she started to date me because i looked like her sister.

But i am being careful to actually try and get a date with someone that i won't end up having to pay hell over later. Don't know how it's working out yet.

for a minute there i thought you started to sound like JR.

[Lord Orwell]

??who?

[sevenhalo]

??who?

Jacob_Ramon - and you don't want to know... If you need an analogy, look up anything "dclamp," "kregg," "keyword: goon" or you can also find a hint of it in "timeshifter." I still have hope for TS though, but who's to say.

[Valleysboy1978]

The solution is simple.....stay single. It's worked for me
Variety is the spice of life after all and when you're single you can get away with a lot compared to when you're attached

[tommygrayson]

The solution is simple.....stay single. It's worked for me
Variety is the spice of life after all and when you're single you can get away with a lot compared to when you're attached

That is true. Never marry a woman because you are giving in to their eeeevvvvviiiiilllll intentions.

You could always build a family without marrying someone.

[Lord Orwell]

well now that we are apart i have basically lost all the responsibilities but still getting the benefits if you know what i mean...

[Valleysboy1978]

I do indeed
However it's sometimes worth telling these girls (now that you're single) that you are still attached as that makes you more attractive to the eeeeeeeeevil women

[opus]

If women are evil, why are you talking about them that much. Sounds like you're all caring much about this evil type of living being!

[Valleysboy1978]

We are trying to spread the word that all women are eeeeeeevil (not just evil) so that our fellow men can be prepared for their eeeeeeeevilness

[mendhak]

If women are evil, why are you talking about them that much. Sounds like you're all caring much about this evil type of living being!

Being evil didn't harm Darth Vader's popularity.

[Valleysboy1978]

That's because he was one of the few men who could stand up to their level of eeeeevilness!

[Andy_P]

Eeeeeeeeeevil is when you go shopping with your lady, she picks up some item of clothing and asks:

"Does this suit me?"


There is no known correct answer to this question that any man can give. Run for the hills!

[Lord Orwell]

or worse "does this make me look fat?"
the correct answer is "no, your butt makes you look fat" but would you tell her that?

[opus]

Your go shopping with your lady, the reason to start this was "I need a new skirt (or whatever)". And suddenly you find yourself paying for that nice pair of shoes. Does this sound familiar?

[Valleysboy1978]

Yep, they are collectively known as "weighted questions". They are questions you cannot possibly hope to answer without getting into serious trouble.

[mendhak]

Proof - from CNN - of the evilness of women. Look at what this evil woman is making her boyfriend do!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/off....for.love.kero