¿¿Girl-Gift??

**Emo** · Apr 5th, 2001, 07:24 PM

I am very confused!!!

Tomorrow me and this girl at school have a birthday (I'll be

16

)on the same day (The 6th) So we'll exchange gifts. So I need to know someone’s advice on whether I get her a perfume or a photo album??? I don't know!!!

I think I should get her the perfume, but my mom is insisting that the album is better gift! I don't know why though.... What would you guys give a girl???

-Emo

denniswrenn · Apr 5th, 2001, 07:28 PM

Maybe you should wrap them both in like a pink or red saran wrap, and give it to her.... Then you won't have to decide

**Emo** · Apr 5th, 2001, 07:42 PM

Yeah, I wish it was that simple... But the thing I forgot to tell you that on the 16th this other girl has a birthday, so I have to give her one gift, and the other gift to the other girl

-Emo

**HarryW** · Apr 5th, 2001, 08:15 PM

Unless there's some reason that she would want a photo album (is this with photos in it or without?) I would have thought perfume was better... but then I'm just a guy so I wouldn't know really

**SurfDemon** · Apr 5th, 2001, 08:25 PM

Woo her with a 6-pack of beer and a copy of playboy.

It never fails!

SD

**SurfDemon** · Apr 5th, 2001, 08:26 PM

Whoops, sorry about the typo, I mean't to say:

It always fails!

**HarryW** · Apr 5th, 2001, 08:43 PM

For that extra effect, wrap it all in toilet paper too. It just might come in handy.

**SurfDemon** · Apr 5th, 2001, 08:45 PM

Is it expensive perfume?

If so, then it's the better gift, give it to the cuter girl (or the one you stand most chance of getting lucky with).

Give the photo album to the other.

To enhance the gift think of something witty to put on a note inside the album, or to attach to the perfume.

Try not to make the witty comment crude, women don't find it as amusing as we do! Oh, yeah, and no dirty limericks or sea shanties.

Oh, yeah, and don't say your giving her the perfume 'cause she smells.

Try something like:

This stuff smells great, it tastes funny though.. I wouldn't recommend drinking it.

or

I couldn't think what to get you, but then I saw this album and it came to me in flash!

ok, ok, I know pretty poor, but work on it.

A slight thought, do you know if either of them have a camera, you might want to establish that before giving one of them a photo album?

SD

**Emo** · Apr 5th, 2001, 09:30 PM

wow, SurfDeamon, thanks for all the tips!! You too Harry!

Well, I just got back from the store and I got her a 1 dozen red roses... I bet she'll like them!(I'm talking about the one that has a b-day tomorrow) I'm still confused as to what to give to who!!!

But I guess the idea that SurfDeamon gave about putting somthig iside the album sounds nice... so I think I'll do that!

P.S. About the perfume, it looks really good on the outside, but (from my opinion) it doesn't smell all that good, so I'll probably give it to the other girl!

Thanks again!
-Emo

Jethro · Apr 5th, 2001, 10:00 PM

.... What would you guys give a girl???

-Emo [/B]

Dude great choice on the roses, you should be on a promise there.

Perfume is weird, you have to be careful selecting the correct one.

Uhmmm......Photo Album....you seppos are just weird.

SurfDemon

If a chick buys me six glasses of beer down the boozer she can have her evil way with me

Strangely this does not seem to happen too often, well never might be closer.......

MadWorm · Apr 5th, 2001, 10:33 PM

You only give perfume if you are shagging her or want to shag her. It's the rules!

Q. Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

A. Because they're ugly and they stink!

**Beacon** · Apr 5th, 2001, 11:48 PM

Jethro!
You know why that doesn't happen coz there's a f---king dolphin trainer getting pissed every night!

Yeah whats with the photo album?

It's obvious Give the one you want to shag the roses and the one you don't the photo album!

Matthew Gates · Apr 5th, 2001, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by MadWorm
You only give perfume if you are shagging her or want to shag her. It's the rules!

Q. Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

A. Because they're ugly and they stink!

That is very true. As much as I love women, you don't see a guy ever caring about what he looks like, putting on makeup or perfume. Guys jus' don't care. And no one sees a guy as being really ugly. Because we could all care less. It's the females that actually care. Us males, spend less than 2 minutes combing our hair which gets to a certain position anyway, no matter what. And females spend almost 5-10 minutes doing their hair. It's not like we really look at your hair, that's not very important, as long as it's decent, it's all good, but we have 2 other very important places to keep watch

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And Emo, if she's hot, sex would be a great gift

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This is a thread for Katie

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**Beacon** · Apr 5th, 2001, 11:59 PM

Yeah and whats with them keeping the toilet seat down?
That really ****s me!

Jethro · Apr 6th, 2001, 02:28 AM

I guess that's why god gave man two eyes

Behemoth · Apr 6th, 2001, 06:03 AM

juggling 2 women, you should be ashamed of yourself. Share them out amongst the rest of us.

Seriously, I wouldn't have dreamed of getting a girl a present unless she meant something to me, in which case it would be an easy decision, and she'd appreciate it anyway.

**parksie** · Apr 6th, 2001, 08:01 AM

I usually just get a card

(comedy one, of course)

**SurfDemon** · Apr 6th, 2001, 09:03 AM

Good choice on the roses. That always works!

Of course I'm stuck now. It's my wifres birthday next weekend, so any suggestions? Serious or otherwise?

SD

Matthew Gates · Apr 6th, 2001, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Good choice on the roses. That always works!

Of course I'm stuck now. It's my wifres birthday next weekend, so any suggestions? Serious or otherwise?

SD

You notice how women actually want stuff for their birthdays, I believe us guys, would rather just accept sex for a gift. So you see, women could save a lot of money just by doing that favor, wish they'd just want the same thing in return for their birthdays

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Jethro · Apr 8th, 2001, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Good choice on the roses. That always works!

Of course I'm stuck now. It's my wifres birthday next weekend, so any suggestions? Serious or otherwise?

SD

I normally find household appliances don't go down too well.

My Wife's just had her birthday...actually it stretchs out to a week in her case

got her.

1. Tickets and courses on ceramics in Italy. Expensive, but what the hell the tri nations is coming up.

2. A couple of boxes of lindt chocs.

3. "Parachutes" by Cold Play.

4. The latest triple J album.

5. Some nightware. Chicks love that stuff

6. A biography on our current Opposition leader.

7. A case of champagne.

8. A dozen red roses.

9. Throw a BBQ.....guess that was more a present for me though

**SurfDemon** · Apr 8th, 2001, 09:36 PM

Well, if you're finished with the roses, can I have them to give to my wife?

Thanks for the ideas, I'd better sell that other kidney.

SD

**crptcblade** · Apr 8th, 2001, 10:22 PM

The last girl I went out with got a paper bag(for her) and a bottle of Wild Turkey(for me). I guess she didn't get the joke(her real present was down stairs), cause she hit me over the head with the Wild Turkey, and was gone when I came to, go figure!

**Emo** · Apr 8th, 2001, 11:32 PM

So far so good!
Thanks for all the suggestions, and comments. I gave that girl the roses. Actually, I opened her locker (with the help of my friend) and I put the roses inside along with the gift. And I backed out to the other side to see what's going to happen. When she came, she opened her locker and her exact words were "Ohh Damn". Guess she didn't expect them!
Anyways, that's over and now since a perfume is not such a good gift, then any suggestions on what is? (I can't give her a dozen roses, because I already did that for the other one and now it's going to look kinda lame)

Thanks!
-Emo

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