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    WiggleWiggle dclamp's Avatar
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    Re: Awesome joke.

    please dont.

    A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch"
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    Re: Awesome joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp
    A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch"
    aha, Then ?

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    Re: Awesome joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by dclamp
    please dont.

    A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch"
    That's nothing!
    A Baby Seal Walks into a CLUB! (Splat)

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    Re: Awesome joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
    Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
    Two.


    Or more....

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    Re: Awesome joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by timeshifter
    Two.


    Or more....
    Ah Daredevil, The Man Without Fear (of being banned(again))
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    Re: Awesome joke.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Orwell
    Ah Daredevil, The Man Without Fear (of being banned(again))
    It's a staple. JR had how many bannings under his belt? I've only got 2. Life is easy for me by comparison.

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