timeshifter comes from Iowa

[zaza]

Chortle.





It is all falling into place.



Admission

[sevenhalo]

I too came from Iowa.

[zaza]

But you don't any more, so that's all right.

[kregg]

>.>
_o_

[timeshifter]

I was born in Texas, raised half in Maryland, the other half in Iowa.. I've been in Massachusetts since January.. does that change anything?

[Atheist]

I was born in Texas, raised half in Maryland, the other half in Iowa.. I've been in Massachusetts since January.. does that change anything?

Which half of you was raised in maryland?

[timeshifter]

first half.

[sevenhalo]

I was born in Texas, raised half in Maryland, the other half in Iowa.. I've been in Massachusetts since January.. does that change anything?

Just the fact that I was considering defending you.

[timeshifter]

Damnit.

[homer13j]

I too came from Iowa.

So did Bob Feller and William Shatner. Makes it an okay place in my book.

[sevenhalo]

So did Bob Feller and William Shatner. Makes it an okay place in my book.

Yeah, but you're in Ohio. That's like comparing Disneyland to the 25cent riding horse infront of your local grocer.

[timeshifter]

bUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!

[sevenhalo]

bUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!

Oh... Yeah... We are responsible for him, aren't we? (by him I'm referring to "Kelso." His real name escapes me)

Atleast we don't have Drew Carey. I remember watching my first American Who's Line and thinking "oh hey, this is decent..." Then Drew decided he didn't want to host the show and joined in. I have never seen anything fall apart that darastically. Between that moment and every episode I've seen of the Drew Carey Show - I beleive that if he and Jimmy Falon ever collaborated on a project; they could honestly kill comedy faster then disco.

[homer13j]

Jeez... What do you guys have against Ohio?

Let me rephrase that... Besides all the third-rate comedians, our abundance of "Revenue Enhancement Zones" and of course Cleveland, what do you guys have against Ohio?

// btw, lived in PA, IL, IN and FL, but I CHOOSE to live in OH...
// cost of living, baby!

[sevenhalo]

The state is only 4 letters long - yet they still have an abbreviation.

[zaza]

timeshifter has to consult a dictionary to spell 'Iowa'.

[timeshifter]

But at least I can say "nuclear" correctly.

[kregg]

No you can't.